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2013-11-18 08:31:20 PM  
9 and 13, please report to the Warden's office.
 
2013-11-18 08:41:41 PM  
Is Fark that fabulous?
 
2013-11-18 08:42:11 PM  
Blurry Todd Bridges and a fatter David Walliams.
 
2013-11-18 08:42:33 PM  
#9 should be impregranted by me, ASAMFP, the rest, shoot 'em.
 
2013-11-18 08:42:46 PM  
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2013-11-18 08:43:47 PM  
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Maleficent has taken up whoredom, I see.
 
2013-11-18 08:44:28 PM  
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Looks like the Wooly Willy is making a comeback!
 
2013-11-18 08:46:02 PM  
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"I sucked Poppa Smurf. Wasn't worf it".
 
2013-11-18 08:47:12 PM  
Have 9 and 13 cleaned up and sent to my bunk,  I'll be in it.

And take the damn sharpies away from number 6!
 
2013-11-18 08:49:38 PM  
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"I don't normally show up on FARK.com, but when I do, I want it to be in a T.S.G. link".
 
2013-11-18 08:49:53 PM  
..da fark does the tattooo on #15 say?
Either the 'artist' was dyslexic or just plain couldn't spell.

/ Izzit just me, or is there an awful lot of fugly on TSG?
// Don't mean to sound judgemental...
 
2013-11-18 08:51:31 PM  
Drinking and driving, Ms. Granger? Twenty points from Gryffindor!

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2013-11-18 08:53:13 PM  
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I'm the guy that tells you there are guys you can hit and there's guys you can't.
 
2013-11-18 08:54:23 PM  
Couple of cuties
 
2013-11-18 08:55:36 PM  

Kanemano: [img.fark.net image 175x265]


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I'm the guy that tells you there are guys you can hit and there's guys you can't.


THANK YOU!

I could not figure out who he looked like. That was gonna bother me for a while.
 
2013-11-18 08:55:45 PM  
At least there were two certified cuties in there without crazy eyes
 
2013-11-18 08:57:56 PM  

Piizzadude: At least there were two certified cuties in there without crazy eyes


To be fair though, DUI girl's eyes are so glossed over it's impossible to tell.
 
2013-11-18 08:58:34 PM  

Harry_Seldon: Drinking and driving, Ms. Granger? Twenty points from Gryffindor!

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I wonder what DUI on a broomstick would look like.
 
2013-11-18 08:58:57 PM  
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2013-11-18 08:59:35 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Piizzadude: At least there were two certified cuties in there without crazy eyes

To be fair though, DUI girl's eyes are so glossed over it's impossible to tell.


close enough
 
2013-11-18 09:01:49 PM  

syzygy whizz: ..da fark does the tattooo on #15 say?
Either the 'artist' was dyslexic or just plain couldn't spell.

/ Izzit just me, or is there an awful lot of fugly on TSG?
// Don't mean to sound judgemental...


I *think* it's "Crackle Back Daddy".

There's a lot of fugly in the world, not just TSG.

/Right there with'em
//Wish I'd posed like that guy for my arrest photo...
///No, not Tattoo Guy, the other one.
 
2013-11-18 09:04:14 PM  
Doesn't anyone feel embarrassed about being arresting anymore? My God, I'm old.
 
2013-11-18 09:04:39 PM  
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2013-11-18 09:04:39 PM  
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And that's all there was, when penis went there! So tiny and cute, it was like a lite day tampon! I could barely tell it was there!
 
2013-11-18 09:05:40 PM  
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2013-11-18 09:12:57 PM  
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"Arrested for failure to appear."

/But I can see her
 
2013-11-18 09:14:53 PM  
anyone know what crackle back means? Urban dictionary seems unreliable
 
2013-11-18 09:15:09 PM  

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"Arrested for failure to appear."

/But I can see her


It was night court
 
2013-11-18 09:16:49 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: anyone know what crackle back means? Urban dictionary seems unreliable


It's a fly fishing lure.
 
2013-11-18 09:18:20 PM  
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Arrested for failure to register as a sex offender.
 
2013-11-18 09:18:37 PM  

DeepDownHounds: ModernPrimitive01: anyone know what crackle back means? Urban dictionary seems unreliable

It's a fly fishing lure.


you sure it's not pork rinds?
 
2013-11-18 09:19:26 PM  

vartian: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]

Arrested for failure to register as a sex offender.


Well, I for one, is offended,
 
2013-11-18 09:21:42 PM  
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Bet he uses this pic in his dating profile.
 
2013-11-18 09:21:51 PM  
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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I'll KNOCK THE SH*T OUTTA YOU!
 
2013-11-18 09:22:00 PM  

grimlock1972: Harry_Seldon: Drinking and driving, Ms. Granger? Twenty points from Gryffindor!

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I wonder what DUI on a broomstick would look like.


Like some drunk broad on a broom just got herself a $300 ticket for public intox.
 
2013-11-18 09:22:23 PM  
vartian:

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Arrested for failure to register as a sex offender.

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2013-11-18 09:26:30 PM  

scottydoesntknow: MatrixOutsider: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]

"Arrested for failure to appear."

/But I can see her

It was night court


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Are you sure about that?
 
2013-11-18 09:26:39 PM  

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And that's all there was, when penis went there! So tiny and cute, it was like a lite day tampon! I could barely tell it was there!


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Girl 1: "Hi, penis! Oh, boo-boo-boo-boo! There you are!"

Girl 2: "You're a tiny penis, yes you are! Who's a tiny penis? Who's a tiny penis? You are! Oh, you're so cute, aren't you!"

/Couldn't find a relevant pic from that episode on GIS
 
2013-11-18 09:27:30 PM  

Kanemano: DeepDownHounds: ModernPrimitive01: anyone know what crackle back means? Urban dictionary seems unreliable

It's a fly fishing lure.

you sure it's not pork rinds?


I like your answer better. Let's go with pork rinds.
 
2013-11-18 09:27:56 PM  
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2013-11-18 09:30:23 PM  

vartian: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]

Arrested for failure to register as a sex offender.


Dude...

I'm not even making a gender assumption. Just... just...

Dude.
 
2013-11-18 09:37:09 PM  
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2013-11-18 09:37:21 PM  
Number nine, number nine, number nine...
 
2013-11-18 09:39:16 PM  

Kanemano: I'm the guy that tells you there are guys you can hit and there's guys you can't.


Always been reliable
 
2013-11-18 09:42:43 PM  
I think Gorillaz have found their next band member.
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2013-11-18 09:42:51 PM  
Now we know where Babby comes from.

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2013-11-18 09:43:22 PM  

vartian: Arrested for failure to register as a sex offender.


I'd be offended too if it had sex with me.
 
2013-11-18 09:44:06 PM  

Canton: vartian: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]

Arrested for failure to register as a sex offender.

Dude...

I'm not even making a gender assumption. Just... just...

Dude.


I think the implication is that sex with that would be offensive, so they make it register as a precaution.
 
2013-11-18 09:48:13 PM  
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I am.  In a world.  Of shiat.
 
2013-11-18 09:49:17 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Canton: vartian: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]

Arrested for failure to register as a sex offender.

Dude...

I'm not even making a gender assumption. Just... just...

Dude.

I think the implication is that sex with that would be offensive, so they make it register as a precaution.


I think you're right.

But I simply cannot look at that mugshot without cringing and thinking dude...
 
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