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(WPTV)   "Police responded to reports of a group of people fighting with baseball bats and machetes"   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Palm Beach County Fire Rescue, machetes, Lake Worth, fighting  
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4108 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Nov 2013 at 8:21 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-16 07:20:24 PM  
2 votes:
Warriors! Come out to plaaaaay!
2013-11-16 08:46:10 PM  
1 vote:
Why would the police show up with baseball bats and machetes?

Why don't they just show up with machine guns, tasers, tear gas and armored vehicles like they usually do.

/Or do they just do that for parking violations?
2013-11-16 08:27:05 PM  
1 vote:
Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
2013-11-16 08:09:11 PM  
1 vote: Full Size
2013-11-16 07:51:40 PM  
1 vote:
Cannnnnnn youuuuuu digggg itttt?
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