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(SeattlePI)   "Dave's Killer Bread" founder served fifteen years in jail before turning his life around, now delivers organic, whole grain reckless driving and assault   ( seattlepi.com) divider line
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2013-11-15 12:39:29 PM  
3 votes:
He sounds kneady.
2013-11-15 12:43:15 PM  
2 votes:
FTFA: "During his last sentence, he realized that his path was one of destruction. With a new found desire to make a positive impact in the world, Dave returned to the family business," the website says.

He made an impact alright. But that's the yeast of his problems.
2013-11-15 12:39:51 PM  
2 votes:
2013-11-15 02:09:38 PM  
1 vote:

Headso: Good thing Dave's not here, he sounds dangerous!

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2013-11-15 01:09:41 PM  
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2013-11-15 12:52:04 PM  
1 vote:

bighairyguy: He sounds kneady.

You spelt needy wrong.
2013-11-15 12:51:15 PM  
1 vote:
Dave's a mess.
2013-11-15 12:48:37 PM  
1 vote:
It might not rise to the top, but I think wrecking three cop cars is a respectable score.
2013-11-15 12:44:52 PM  
1 vote:
Is that anything like dwarven fighting bread?
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