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(Daily Star)   Woman makes her partner take a lie detector test every time he leaves the house, to prove he's been faithful. She also checks his phone, email accounts and bank statements several times a day. Yeah, she's totally worth it (w/pics)   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Anne Robinson, body dysmorphic disorder  
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24503 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Nov 2013 at 3:39 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-15 12:00:27 AM  
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God help the poor spawn that becomes as the result of this union.

2013-11-14 11:39:44 PM  
5 votes:
How does anyone - male or female - not run in the other direction when their partner displays behavior like this?  I don't give a shiat if she can help it or not - if she's that crazy, I don't want to be anywhere near her.  Even if she were actually hot.
2013-11-15 12:05:07 AM  
4 votes:
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Thought he looked familiar...
2013-11-15 04:09:45 AM  
3 votes:
The world needs more abused husband shelters.
2013-11-15 04:04:32 AM  
3 votes:

Gordon Bennett: Ringshadow: Keeping in mind it's DailyFail...

This isn't the Daily Mail. It's the Daily Star, one of our proud red top tabloids published for people who lack the class and sophistication of Daily Mail readers. No, really.

Or if that isn't clear, let me explain in terms of "Keeping up Appearances."

Daily Mail:
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2013-11-15 01:21:37 AM  
3 votes:
Dear, I think you have proof that he's not cheating on you. Because, if he was, you would never see his ass again.

Dude... cheat on her. Leave, run, now... trust me on this.
2013-11-15 07:07:55 AM  
2 votes:
Let's be honest -- is it really body dysmorphic disorder if your body is actually dysmorphic?  I mean, if you score about a 6 on the 10 scale, and you pathologically believe you're a 1, that's BDD.  If you look like an emo wildebeest, that's sorta the disorder itself.
2013-11-15 05:26:05 AM  
2 votes:
once gain farkers repeat after me " Never stick your dick in crazy,"
2013-11-15 04:42:42 AM  
2 votes:

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2013-11-15 03:46:49 AM  
2 votes:
Keeping in mind it's DailyFail...

I have a fondness for trash TV as background noise as I internet surf, and to that end I've ended up watching a lot of Steve Wilkos and Maury. If you believe the patterns shown there, people who accuse their partner of cheating are usually cheating.

/the idea of two men sleeping with her willingly boggles the mind but to each their own
2013-11-15 03:11:56 AM  
2 votes:
OH my god wow. Where do they find these people and why are they willing to tell their stories? Oh that's right it's all made up bullshiat. At least the hags on the rags at the newsstand occasionally look good, the English just want to punish us.
2013-11-15 12:00:05 AM  
2 votes:
1) This is pretty much every Maury guest; why is this a big deal?  Don't they have a Maury-equivalent over there where white trash can go to get paid for being insane in public?

2) Why is the dude's t-shirt covered in corporate logos?  Did he actually call up Casio and Renault and ask them if they wanted to sponsor the tabloid article about his farked up girlfriend?
2013-11-14 11:57:59 PM  
2 votes:
It's a good thing modern psychiatry doesn't want to turn every behavioral quirk into some sort of diagnosable syndrome. People might stop taking the field seriously otherwise.
2013-11-14 10:33:02 PM  
2 votes:
She is going to stab him in his sleep.

Remember, I called it.
2013-11-14 10:28:00 PM  
2 votes:
Her face looks like an abused potato
2013-11-15 11:47:53 AM  
1 vote:

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Overly Attached Girlfriend is easily the better choice.

Easily this!
2013-11-15 11:07:37 AM  
1 vote:
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Overly Attached Girlfriend is easily the better choice.
2013-11-15 09:11:33 AM  
1 vote:

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Worth it

Zoomed in like that, her face seems familiar... Hmmmm...

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/Except old Ozzy is prettier...
2013-11-15 09:01:06 AM  
1 vote:
Ugh.  I was involved for YEARS with one of those ultra jealous types.  I think she believed that every time I left her sight, women would just throw hotel keys at me.  I'm not doing that again, no matter HOW spectacular the woman looks.
2013-11-15 08:44:36 AM  
1 vote:

HindiDiscoMonster: dookdookdook: Benevolent Misanthrope: How does anyone - male or female - not run in the other direction when their partner displays behavior like this?
You've obviously never tried to get laid while having this face/hair
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Hey, he's got kind of a cute face. The kind of face that would pick up a stray kitty off the street and take it home. Which explains why he's with her. Dude probably doesn't have a clue about evil some humans can be.
2013-11-15 08:07:41 AM  
1 vote:
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Not the lie detector test and not the big red blob.
2013-11-15 07:52:06 AM  
1 vote:
Wonder how much they got paid to star in this fabrication.
2013-11-15 06:39:27 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-11-15 05:39:33 AM  
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2013-11-15 04:58:20 AM  
1 vote:
Eh, the woman apparently suffers from actual, medical delusional psychopathy.  The dude's just taking care of her and using the lie-detector thing as a crutch to help keep her stable.

I doubt the thing's even actually functional, and if it is I'd wager the woman doesn't know how to actually run a detector-assisted interview.

GodComplex: If I were him, I'd start slipping some anti-psychotics into her morning gallon of butter. Also, didn't one of the characters in 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' suffer from morbid jealousy? I thought it was silly then too.

Well, she's been diagnosed, anti-psychotics are probably a part of her treatment as well-- that may be the only reason her disorder's weak enough that she can 'trick' it into accepting the lie detector results.  Full-blown psychosis without medication would probably tell her he'd rigged the test and expand her paranoid jealousy to males as well.

// This isn't to say that taking care of an insane person doesn't suck, it does.  But he's aware of it and apparently willing to deal, so this isn't all that different from a husband taking care of his wife after she gets senile dementia and can't remember how to feed herself sometimes.
2013-11-15 04:50:41 AM  
1 vote:
I lived with something like this for two years. Not as bad, I'll admit, but it was progressively getting worse. I couldn't even watch the evening news in peace without being accused of wanting to fark the female newsreader. In the end I went for the easier option and left her, even though that involved a year of bunny boiling recriminations until she found a new victim to terrorise.
2013-11-15 04:15:22 AM  
1 vote:
This is what you get when you inbreed to a certain level.
2013-11-15 03:55:19 AM  
1 vote:

Ringshadow: Keeping in mind it's DailyFail...

This isn't the Daily Mail. It's the Daily Star, one of our proud red top tabloids published for people who lack the class and sophistication of Daily Mail readers. No, really.
2013-11-15 03:08:39 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-11-15 01:13:18 AM  
1 vote:

It's better to just not get laid than to have to look at that dour mug for longer than cursory public interactions.
2013-11-15 12:01:38 AM  
1 vote:
Also, it's a travesty that two people who are obviously working so hard to make their relationship work are forced by the press to expose their suffering to their world. One can only pine for a society where reporters didn't randomly show up at your door and despite your best efforts drag your most intimate struggles and hardships into the hard, cold scrutiny of the world.
2013-11-14 11:10:05 PM  
1 vote:
Something smells like baloney there.
2013-11-14 11:00:56 PM  
1 vote:
Looks like she doesn't trust him with any of the food in the house, either..
2013-11-14 10:23:22 PM  
1 vote:
But the 42-year-old doesn't just have a problem with trusting her partner Steve Wood - she is suffering from Othello Syndrome, a psychiatric disorder that causes sufferers to believe their partners have been unfaithful - even if they have no evidence of it.

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of...

"Now, I won't even let him watch The Weakest Link in case he fancies Anne Robinson but I'm scared he'll have a sneaky look when I'm in another room.

Okay, that does sound like a medical condition.
2013-11-14 09:55:55 PM  
1 vote:
Can we retire the "smoking hot" meme? I don't think this one can be topped.
2013-11-14 09:46:48 PM  
1 vote:
It must be tough when he goes out on tour with Arcade Fire.
2013-11-14 09:41:07 PM  
1 vote:
Kind of surprised it wasn't my ex.
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