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(Uproxx)   A reporter interviews a cat about water rate increases. It's not news, it's local news   ( uproxx.com) divider line
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2013-11-14 05:17:07 PM  
2 votes:
I'm willing to bet this didn't actually air on real television.. Probably filmed while waiting for a live shot, uploaded to YouTube for lulz.
2013-11-14 05:05:59 PM  
2 votes:
Still better than Fox News Channel.
Bf+
2013-11-14 05:05:10 PM  
2 votes:
Still better than CNN.
2013-11-14 08:48:20 PM  
1 vote:

Enigmamf: FrancoFile: Beeblebrox: "Ki-ens"?  Say the farking "t"s, asshole.

There's a linguistic trend originating in young women in Utah-Colorado that does exactly that.  Soft glottal stop replacing double t in 2-syallble words.

Ki'ens, bu'ons, mi'ens

Apparently it's made its way to Illinois

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic, but to my knowledge that is how I have always pronounced those words.


I pronounce them more like "kitns" or "mitns." I definitely say the T but I just sort of leave out the e syllable after.
2013-11-14 08:33:01 PM  
1 vote:

FrancoFile: Beeblebrox: "Ki-ens"?  Say the farking "t"s, asshole.

There's a linguistic trend originating in young women in Utah-Colorado that does exactly that.  Soft glottal stop replacing double t in 2-syallble words.

Ki'ens, bu'ons, mi'ens

Apparently it's made its way to Illinois


I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic, but to my knowledge that is how I have always pronounced those words.
2013-11-14 07:17:44 PM  
1 vote:
Too right, focusthis.  It's not mews or news, it's FARK! Caturday ought be green lit sometime this eve. Saved link to share for those who go straight there, without any more than minimal detour to actual fark.
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En route to Caturday purrsonally, asap.
2013-11-14 06:26:13 PM  
1 vote:

Beeblebrox: "Ki-ens"?  Say the farking "t"s, asshole.


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Milo Perrier: What do you make of all of this, Wang?
Sidney Wang: Is confusing.
Lionel Twain: [from moose head] IT! IT is confusing! Say your goddamn pronouns!
2013-11-14 05:45:21 PM  
1 vote:
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That's one nice farking kitty...
2013-11-14 05:23:44 PM  
1 vote:

Beeblebrox: "Ki-ens"?  Say the farking "t"s, asshole.


There's a linguistic trend originating in young women in Utah-Colorado that does exactly that.  Soft glottal stop replacing double t in 2-syallble words.

Ki'ens, bu'ons, mi'ens

Apparently it's made its way to Illinois
2013-11-14 05:22:07 PM  
1 vote:
Bf+
2013-11-14 05:15:34 PM  
1 vote:
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