sigdiamond2000: Worst song ever recorded, bar none.
mainstreet62: I like Christmas music.
cretinbob: fark those assholesIf you thinnk celebrating Xmas makes you a Xtian, fark you too.We need to start fighting the war on Xmas with guns.
sigdiamond2000: Worst song ever recorded, bar none.Completely invalidates Paul McCartney's entire musical career.
Rapmaster2000: My mother loved Dolly Parton and every Christmas was non-stop Dolly and Kenny Christmas Duets. No wonder my dad drank so much.
Langdon Alger: try running the board for a radio station hours at a time that was the Christmas station. Hated that.
FrancoFile: My grocery store was playing Christmas music the week before Halloween.
ArkPanda: There's a special category for non-Christmas songs that have been horribly mutated into Christmas songs. Namely Three Dog Night's "Joy to the World".
Boris S. Wort: Personally I don't want to hear or see any Christmas shiat until the 1st of December at the earliest.But there is a special place in Christmas hell for organizations that start piping in Christmas tunes before Remembrance (Veteran's) Day. None of those places are going to see a cent of my cash during the holidays... even if I have to go out of my way.
Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: I hate McCartney for writing that song and for it I hope everything he loves, dies. In his arms. On Christmas.
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