timujin: I am not an obstetrician, but isn't pulling on the baby by its head a bad idea?
timujin: I am not an obstetrician, but isn't pulling on the baby by its head a bad idea?[www.majhost.com image 633x423]
MaudlinMutantMollusk: The labor charges are going to be ridiculous
Carn: Let me get this straight: plastic bags are now good for babies?
iron de havilland: Huh. Thought it would be a repeat/followup of Things you keep in the trunk of your car A) Spare tire, B) Jack, C) Two year old child covered in feces.Good that it's not. Damn, will have to try again.
TheAnalogKid: "Try it now!"http://youtu.be/JIHs0h1BovY
ReverendJynxed: Why not just blow air in past the obstruction and allow pressure to shoot the bastard out? Ever seen a pig give birth? Just a little pressure will send it flying.
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