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(Patch)   Wanna know how to score some Butterbeer at Starbucks? Here's the magic formula   ( sammamish.patch.com) divider line
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untaken_name
2013-11-14 07:38:05 AM  
That recipe sounds absolutely disgusting.
 
dittybopper [recently expired TotalFark]
2013-11-14 07:49:50 AM  

untaken_name: That recipe sounds absolutely disgusting.


Needs bacon.
 
dittybopper [recently expired TotalFark]
2013-11-14 07:50:30 AM  

dittybopper: untaken_name: That recipe sounds absolutely disgusting.

Needs bacon.


And to be served by Betty White.
 
dittybopper [recently expired TotalFark]
2013-11-14 07:51:09 AM  

dittybopper: dittybopper: untaken_name: That recipe sounds absolutely disgusting.

Needs bacon.

And to be served by Betty White.


While she's singing Ylvis.
 
dittybopper [recently expired TotalFark]
2013-11-14 07:51:47 AM  

dittybopper: dittybopper: dittybopper: untaken_name: That recipe sounds absolutely disgusting.

Needs bacon.

And to be served by Betty White.

While she's singing Ylvis.


Naked.
 
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2013-11-14 07:56:11 AM  
Three pumps of "nut syrup"?

OhThatsNasty.jpg
 
Sybarite
2013-11-14 08:02:39 AM  

untaken_name: That recipe sounds absolutely disgusting.



Wait until they add the 'secret ingredient.'
 
poot_rootbeer
2013-11-14 08:11:13 AM  
I swear, if I end up stuck in line behind some asshole who spends a full minute reading off this order to the barista, I'll -- oh wait I don't go to Starbucks anyway.
 
Lexx
2013-11-14 08:12:21 AM  
I thought genuine Butterbeer was more like a butterscotch flavored cream soda?
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-11-14 08:16:10 AM  

dittybopper: dittybopper: dittybopper: dittybopper: untaken_name: That recipe sounds absolutely disgusting.

Needs bacon.

And to be served by Betty White.

While she's singing Ylvis.

Naked.


Except for a sparkly merkin and tasseled pasties.
 
dittybopper [recently expired TotalFark]
2013-11-14 08:51:31 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: dittybopper: dittybopper: dittybopper: dittybopper: untaken_name: That recipe sounds absolutely disgusting.

Needs bacon.

And to be served by Betty White.

While she's singing Ylvis.

Naked.

Except for a sparkly merkin and tasseled pasties.


And a fox tail coming out of her anus.
 
Mangoose
2013-11-14 08:52:03 AM  
Good coffee, like good women, should be dark and bitter.
 
valkore
2013-11-14 09:07:21 AM  
Butterbeer? More like Diabeticoffee, amirite?
 
dittybopper [recently expired TotalFark]
2013-11-14 09:19:16 AM  

Mangoose: Good coffee, like good women, should be dark and bitter.


They should be toasted, then slowly ground to release the full aroma of the bean.
 
fustanella
2013-11-14 09:30:25 AM  
It's done properly at Universal Orlando. That Starbucks fake isn't worth the time hitting up a bored barista to put it all together.
 
dittybopper [recently expired TotalFark]
2013-11-14 10:11:06 AM  

fustanella: It's done properly at Universal Orlando. That Starbucks fake isn't worth the time hitting up a bored barista to put it all together.


Well, I imagine it would be easier to get Betty White naked in a warm area like Orlando, Florida, as opposed to a place like Seattle.
 
sendtodave
2013-11-14 10:33:51 AM  
Harry Potter is still relevant?
 
exparrot
2013-11-14 10:47:22 AM  

dittybopper: Marcus Aurelius: dittybopper: dittybopper: dittybopper: dittybopper: untaken_name: That recipe sounds absolutely disgusting.

Needs bacon.

And to be served by Betty White.

While she's singing Ylvis.

Naked.

Except for a sparkly merkin and tasseled pasties.

And a fox tail coming out of her anus.


fap. Wait, no.

Frapp.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-11-14 11:06:22 AM  
Could someone reveal the magic formula to getting a decent espresso out of Starbucks?

The only solution I've found is not to go to Starbucks.
 
deeproy
2013-11-14 01:24:46 PM  
Does it come with a side of insulin?
 
dittybopper [recently expired TotalFark]
2013-11-14 02:11:00 PM  

deeproy: Does it come with a side of insulin?


No, but you can get either Centrum Silver or Geritol on the side.
 
SomethingToDo
2013-11-14 05:06:36 PM  
Starbucks don't let you add the crucial vodak
 
Elzar
2013-11-14 06:11:40 PM  
Do people still drink coffee with ridiculous flavors? Because its not really coffee - more like HFC hot chocolate.

/ stop liking what i don't like
 
foo monkey [TotalFark]
2013-11-14 06:59:16 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Three pumps of "nut syrup"?

OhThatsNasty.jpg


Your mom didn't mind.

/couldn't resist.
 
HotWingAgenda
2013-11-14 10:30:40 PM  
His pizza rant from when Donald Trump ate shiatty pizza with a knife and fork was infinitely better.

Stewart is dead wrong about the hot dogs. And honestly, I've had New York pizza both in New York and elsewhere around the country. New York style pizza sucks hobo ass when made by actual New Yorkers. The best New York style pizza I've ever had is made by a crew of Iraqi expats in Southern California.
 
HotWingAgenda
2013-11-14 10:31:58 PM  
Oops . . . wrong thread.
 
roothog
2013-11-15 12:16:05 AM  

fustanella: It's done properly at Universal Orlando. That Starbucks fake isn't worth the time hitting up a bored barista to put it all together.


All Universal gives you is cream soda topped by a bit of chilled but unfrozen french vanilla soft serve ice cream mix to make the head.
 
traxan
2013-11-15 03:31:42 AM  
HotWingAgenda:The best New York style pizza I've ever had is made by a crew of Iraqi expats in Southern California.

Where??
 
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