rjakobi: The producers need to be shown the door. Pure and simple. This is only worth a Cinemax treatment and nothing more.
Saiga410: rjakobi: The producers need to be shown the door. Pure and simple. This is only worth a Cinemax treatment and nothing more.No no no no. This needs to be made as an epic so large that Demille would be wowed. It needs to be produced with a budget that eclipses all others. If an actor does not sign on, add a zero to the offer. We must have the best.
Slaves2Darkness: Can't we just reboot Caligula?
browneye: rjakobi: The producers need to be shown the door. Pure and simple. This is only worth a Cinemax treatment and nothing more.The producers are no doubt hoping for Twilight scenario, i.e. crappy book = gazillion-dollar-boxoffice movie.
Lexx: There's no point in making 50 shades unless it's a hard rated R, or even X.
dittybopper: Simple: Make it as porn. Problem solved.
Detinwolf: I think the time has passed for this. It was a fad book. It's done now.
Charlie Chingas: "It was bliss having his cumtree probed inside me again; stuffing my enchilada of love with 10 inch purple battery-operated monster just didn't get my gammon alley splurging like it used to. After having my gashtray slammed, he then proceeded to hammer my turd cutter. The unrelenting orgasms from his cervix cigar pounding my wizards sleeve made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. My ladytown was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his disco stick made my spaff seep like a George Foreman grill.""I awoke the next morning with my calamari cockring still dripping. I thought it was over but his huge penis had other ideas. The unrelenting orgasms from his greasy slimelight pounding my shame portal made me come so hard, I began sweating like a paedo during a prison riot. By now, my hairy spunk dungeon was oozing like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. Hours of farking like this would leave any girl's flappy meal looking like a bucket of smashed crabs, and I was no different! After having my quivering mound of love pudding hammered, he then proceeded to slam my turd cutter."/very oblig
Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]
Null Pointer: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]Wrong thread...but I ain't complaining !
dragonchild: If the standard is merely delivering the lines without giggling, then Gilbert Gottfried managed to do quite well. What's the problem?
Oreamnos: The cast of The Phantom Menace demonstrated this ability.
EJ25T: It's looking more and more like this steaming turd will never get produced.The world owes you a debt, Universal.
ongbok: Why did the Sons of Anarchy guy drop out? He couldn't have had problems with the dialogue, can't imagine it being much worsts that SOA.
wildcardjack: dittybopper: Simple: Make it as porn. Problem solved.I've been saying the people that could make this work are the pornographers. But Hollywood won't talk to them because there's no money for all the consultants and hangers on that make a $5million movie $105 million.Srsyl, they're getting as bad as government.
Lady Indica: I KNOW it's going to just annoy the fark out of me.
Almea Tarrant: Detinwolf: I think the time has passed for this. It was a fad book. It's done now.This.
Saiga410: It needs to be produced with a budget that eclipses all others.
Snapper Carr: This is the first movie to not only be made superfluous by its own porn parody but to do so before the movie has even been made.
nocturnal001: Wait wait.So guy writes a book that makes women horny.Book is being turned into a mass market movie.Farkers are mad about it?twoguysplayingvideogamesinthat40yearoldvirginmovie.jpg
meanmutton: nocturnal001: Wait wait.So guy writes a book that makes women horny.Book is being turned into a mass market movie.Farkers are mad about it?twoguysplayingvideogamesinthat40yearoldvirginmovie.jpgNo one is mad about it. People (correctly) think that the book was horribly written (compare it to, say, Anne Rice's Sleeping Beauty trilogy) and find it amusing that they've had so much trouble with trying to adapt poorly written porn into an R-rated movie that they've been churning through actors (finally settling on a woman in her 40s to play the young, nubile virgin) and been putting filming off and off. That shiat is funny./Personally, I LOVED when my wife read that book. It was three straight days of continuous sexy fun-time.
Flappyhead: Actually it was a girl, and there is no way they can make a movie out oft his without drastically cutting back on the graphic content that made it popular.
meanmutton: Snapper Carr: This is the first movie to not only be made superfluous by its own porn parody but to do so before the movie has even been made.I'm pretty sure that got shut down because you can't do a porn parody of porn. It's not a parody, then, just a rip-off.Yeah, just checked -- got shut down: http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/50-shades-porn-parody-gets-s p anked-legal-battle-174750558.html
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