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(NBC San Diego)   George Clooney says he will never join Twitter, presumably because it would interfere with his schedule of banging hot chicks   ( nbcsandiego.com) divider line
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2013-11-11 09:50:29 PM  
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Why would I bother with Twitter when I have you guys on hand to mock me?
2013-11-11 09:10:36 PM  
2 votes:
Twitter is like reading a bottomless pile of fortune cookie fortunes, but in a deranged, reversed narrative order.
2013-11-11 08:45:42 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: [quote from Clooney:] "If you're famous, I don't--for the life of me--I don't understand why any famous person would ever be on Twitter. Why on God's green earth would you be on Twitter?"

My respect for this man has just tripled.

And I now forgive him for Batman and Robin.
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