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(The Indy Channel)   Gwyneth Paltrow, completely misinterpreting critics' suggestions to push the envelope, launches new line of stationery   ( divider line
    More: Silly, Gwyneth Paltrow, holiday greetings  
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1165 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 09 Nov 2013 at 11:44 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-10 03:12:12 AM  
2 votes:
It's not going to launch very far if it's stationary
2013-11-10 12:12:07 AM  
2 votes:
Let me guess, this stationery doesn't eat 95% of the regular human diet because it's "poisonous", but it smokes.
2013-11-10 10:41:57 AM  
1 vote:
A box of twenty cards and envelopes costs only $125.
They are made from curated post-consumer content.
And the ink comes from free-range, cruelty-free squids.
2013-11-10 02:42:10 AM  
1 vote:
Is it only for use with Word or will it be available in other formats?
2013-11-09 11:53:54 PM  
1 vote:
Is she going to make cardboard boxes?
2013-11-09 11:33:12 PM  
1 vote:
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