stonelotus: Quantum Apostrophe: You guys all know about that tongue biter thing that eats a fish's tongue and then takes its place? My only chance to get sex is if I were a penis biter and I crawled up Russell Brand's pants. Sure, I'd have to eat his penis first but once I'm attached the fun starts.have fun with that then.
Finding the Meaning: Give?
Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: nanim: the 'how' is easy... take your timeIn theory, yeah. In practice, hit or miss. If she's not getting there around the 45-60 minute mark, I'm finishing up and going about my business. Another Jim Jeffries reference seems appropriate:"You didn't make me cum! Really... I didn't make you cum? You know who makes me cum? I MAKE ME CUM! All the farked up things in my head make me cum! You're just the container I shoot it into."
Quantum Apostrophe: TomD9938: John Buck 41: peacheslatour: John Buck 41: TomD9938: John Buck 41: Ignore is for pussies.?I think he was agreeing with you.That's what I thought but nuances of text and all.Yep, agreeing.The "Ignore" feature is beneath FARK, IMHO.
Por que tan serioso: Quantum Apostrophe: Por que tan serioso: Except on fark of course. We are all still treated to your youness.Are you hitting on me? I keep forgetting how serious and solemn the discussions are on Fark.And by "we" I mean the 5-6 of us who don't have you on ignore.
goatleggedfellow: Wait, was tolerating all the blathering supposed to be part of the test?
peacheslatour: Skleenar: susiespeculum: Warlordtrooper: "over half the men and a fifth of the women reported thinking about sex at least once a day"50% of men apparently lie4/5 of women lie as wellAnd 3/5ths of slaves.Jesus, are you drinking already?
ecmoRandomNumbers: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Finding the Meaning: Give?"My job was to get an erection. Your job was to get your hole wet. Didn't ya get your hole wet? We both had things to do..."[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x342]/A dry hole is the same as a flaccid penis//DRTFAYour Fark handle is eerily appropriate for this thread.
dudemanbro: I'm not reading all that. Anyone care to boil it down for me?
Warlordtrooper: "over half the men and a fifth of the women reported thinking about sex at least once a day"50% of men apparently lie
Skleenar: That article was surprisingly hard to masturbate to.
Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: "The drug... It's made from monkey cum. They keep these monkeys locked in a room all day, you know. And then they make them jack-off. And then they take the cum and they boil it or something. And that's what the drug is made of."But it makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head... all the time./nice reference//fistbump
nanim: the 'how' is easy... take your time
Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Finding the Meaning: Give?"My job was to get an erection. Your job was to get your hole wet. Didn't ya get your hole wet? We both had things to do..."[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x342]/A dry hole is the same as a flaccid penis//DRTFA
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