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(New York Daily News)   Lost your cellphone? Well there is nothing left to do but soak a pile of laundry in gasoline and attempt to burn a NYC apartment building down to the ground about it   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2013-11-09 09:20:27 PM  
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heyheyjerky: Did she find the phone?

She forgot to look under the laundry.
2013-11-09 08:18:06 PM  
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Did she find the phone?
2013-11-09 07:19:37 PM  
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Bslim: Where the fark did she come up with gasoline at 1am in an 8th floor apartment?

From the top cupboard next to the lead bowl of Plutonium.

Well, that's where I keep mine.
2013-11-09 03:20:51 PM  
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redstaplerchronicles.comView Full Size

mmmy mmy cellphone...going to burn down the building....
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