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(New York Daily News)   Today's lesson for lonely noobs: How not to post online dating profile photos   ( divider line
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12364 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Nov 2013 at 11:03 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-09 11:23:45 AM  
3 votes:
If I were single, my online dating pictures would be:

Me cooking dinner
Me raking leaves (just had to do that this morning)
Me vacuuming
Me cleaning the litterbox

The ladies in my 50ish age class would be all over me.
2013-11-09 02:06:42 PM  
1 vote:

EJ25T: RedPhoenix122: This is the funniest damn thing I've found in awhile:

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... and fedoras

trilbys  are for douchebags.

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This is a fedora.
2013-11-09 11:51:14 AM  
1 vote:

cryinoutloud: LeroyBourne: You forgot the cute little doggie, see, he's well balanced bad ass and sensitive too. Also, I'll bet any money that's not wine, he looks 12.
/dish gloves also tells me he's freaky deaky

I think that's a different guy. (Bad slideshow and hot-linked.) As for him, hmmm......well, as you mentioned, his cute dog figures prominently in the picture. Good. He's waving a sword or something instead of a gun. Good, shows originality. Nice bod. Good. He looks kind of like my old boyfriend in college. If internet dating had existed back then, he could have posted a picture just like that on a dating site and thought it was freaking hilarious. Because he would be looking for a woman just like me, who thinks that his picture is also hilarious. You guys just don't get it.

The kid in the tub is probably scarier, since he's 12 and into things that require rubber gloves.
Thank god I don't date. it's way too complicated.

Pretty sure that's a woman. Note the strategically placed bubbles.
2013-11-09 11:49:10 AM  
1 vote:

Gergesa: That cosplayer was the best of the lot.  Not sure which anime he was referencing.

The guy with his shirt off was arguably the worst.

I think all the guys had their shirts off.
2013-11-09 11:20:49 AM  
1 vote:
Eh, I'd bang the cross-eyed mermad
2013-11-09 11:14:08 AM  
1 vote:
2013-11-09 11:13:45 AM  
1 vote:
Well, maybe they're using strange bait because they are trying to catch strange fish.

Whatever works for them.
2013-11-09 10:41:14 AM  
1 vote:
I've never seen a mermaid with a moustache before.

I'd actually let the watermelon girl go down on me.
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