hogans: [static.squarespace.com image 841x361]He should have become a pianist.
phlegmmo: Need to 'shop one more finger.[rebelliousqi.files.wordpress.com image 304x320]
skinink: I thought in general unless you're typing a lot of correspondence, it was more important to know how to use Word than how fast you can type. I can't type for crap but I'm an advanced user of MS Office.
Day_Old_Dutchie: I get to recycle this one..A-one-and-a-two and a three, four, five, six! SIX? [s13.postimg.org image 183x275] A blast from the past.
JonnyBGoode: It's a Fringe idea, at best.[www.romagiornale.it image 640x960]
fusillade762: But despite this gift, which makes him a self-proclaimed 'whizz on the computer'Of course no one is going to hire someone who's just going to pee on the office equipment.
Kozaru: Maybe he can get a job as a Hindu god; that job seems to require extra appendages.
Weatherkiss: Kozaru: Maybe he can get a job as a Hindu god; that job seems to require extra appendages.Yeah, but I hear they work for peanuts.
Tommy Moo: Isn't there a golfer named Vijay Singh?
dv-ous: I clock in around 40wpm - which wouldn't qualify me for a job as a secretary at the university I attended.
Almost Everybody Poops: Tommy Moo: Isn't there a golfer named Vijay Singh?Vijay is a common Indian name, and anyone who's a Sikh most likely has the last name Singh.
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: fusillade762: But despite this gift, which makes him a self-proclaimed 'whizz on the computer'Of course no one is going to hire someone who's just going to pee on the office equipment.Especially while there are guys with twelve penises who are still out of work.
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