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(C|Net)   Apparently having learned nothing from Clippie and Bob, Microsoft creates Inori, the feisty, robot-fighting anime heroine who, they say on "her " Facebook page is "The personification of Internet Explorer"   ( news.cnet.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Internet Explorer, Microsoft, Inori, Facebook, human equivalent, World Wide Web, image feature, giant robots  
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3080 clicks; posted to Geek » on 07 Nov 2013 at 6:12 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-07 06:22:19 PM  
5 votes:
Too late.

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2013-11-07 04:38:24 PM  
5 votes:
It looks like you're trying to rebrand your crappy web browser.

Would you like help?

- Create irritating "windows-tan" character and invite 4chan to Rule 34 all over her face
- Do nothing
- Punch yourself in the dick five times
2013-11-07 04:34:09 PM  
5 votes:
Hey everyone! My name is Inori and you can think of me as a personification of Internet Explorer. When I was younger, I used to be a clumsy, slow, and awkward girl. However, just like the story of ugly duckling, people told me that I have really matured and changed over the years. I feel confident in my abilities now, and I'm eager to show you what I can do. Why don't you get to know me a little better?

No IE, I will not have sex with you.
2013-11-07 04:35:30 PM  
3 votes:
She looks like she gets around.  Does she have a NoScript plugin?
2013-11-07 08:52:21 PM  
2 votes:
A mascot that just downloads Firefox? That's pretty boring.
2013-11-07 08:42:25 PM  
2 votes:
I tried to get with Inori but all her good ports were blocked.
2013-11-07 07:58:55 PM  
2 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: What... the... FARK??  What is it with men and animated underage girls?  And why would you want to make a Japanese child-sex fantasy the embodiment of any piece of software?

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2013-11-07 04:30:56 PM  
2 votes:
Meh, I prefer Firefox's mascot more:

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2013-11-08 07:52:06 AM  
1 vote:
So it's the embodiment of internet explorer? Pretty on the surface, but violated thousands of times a day by anonymous Russians?

I can fap to that
2013-11-08 04:50:57 AM  
1 vote:
Microsoft should make a killing on the inflatibles.
2013-11-08 02:35:38 AM  
1 vote:

LowbrowDeluxe: I Like Bread: Serious question:
Why is it necessary for us to know the blood type of anime/videogame characters? I keep seeing that shiat since way back in Street Fighter 2. Is there some sort of prevalent "waifu organ donor" fetish I'm not aware of?

farking weeaboos.

Apparently the sheer breadth and width of things you're not aware of, even on subjects you apparently hold as some level or another of hobby, is truly impressive.  Congratulations.

Next time, if you want a serious answer to go with your serious question, how about just asking it?

Your seething vitriol suggests that I hit a little too close to home. Did you go comfort your pillow girlfriend and tell her "the baka gaijin on the internet didn't really mean it"?
2013-11-07 08:17:53 PM  
1 vote:
funny she doesn't look like she has a mental disability
2013-11-07 07:54:39 PM  
1 vote:

FormlessOne: Huh. I'm running the RC for IE 11, and it's not bloated, dumb, or slow at all. Interesting.

2013-11-07 06:32:00 PM  
1 vote:
Was it wrong to immediately search for Inori Aizawa rule 34? Should I not have done that?
2013-11-07 04:58:32 PM  
1 vote:
Bloated, dumb, and slow?
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