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(Orlando Sentinel)   Fight over Xanax results in man strangling his wife. Dude, take a chill pill   ( orlandosentinel.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Xanax, choking, Florida Area, safe houses  
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2013-11-07 11:11:57 AM  
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when I was in high school, a friend gave me 6 xanax.  said "take 'em, it's great".  i don't remember anything about that day until I "came to" sitting on my bed at home.  My car was parked kinda sideways in the driveway, but I had no recollection of driving home.

people later told me I had done some funny things that day, like grabbing a cute cheerleader's ass and refusing to let go.

fun times.

never took another.
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