Sybarite: Why didn't they just wager butt sex like a normal couple?
miss diminutive: Don't make bets you can't afford to lose. Also, don't taser your wife.This story is full of life lessons.
someonelse: he probably couldn't find his wiener in between the rolls of deep-dish "pizza."
psychopathic tendencies: miss diminutive: Also, don't taser your wife.Totally. Key her in the kidneys so it doesn't leave a mark, and for FSM's sake, do it at home
psychopathic tendencies: I'm going to guess a good attorney get's the charges dropped
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