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(Kinston Free Press)   N.C. company's current medical plan includes bottle of store-brand aspirin and Scooby Doo Band Aids   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Affordable Care Act, North Carolina, Michael Palin, aspirin, Graham Chapman  
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2013-11-05 10:14:27 AM  
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UNC_Samurai: "You won't hear this on the TV, but did you know that according to the Affordable Care Act, I have to allow each of my employees to take a 30-minute nap after lunch?" said Graham Chapman, owner/operator of Ramrod Equipment Rental in Snow Hill.

The ACA is full of compromises.  Yes you have to let your employees take a nap but as a job creator you can submit the names of less productive employees to the death panels.  Having Bob euthanized when he gets a tickle in his throat saves more than the naps cost, win/win.
2013-11-05 10:33:23 AM  
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