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(Tom's Guide)   Developers of infamous Ransomware "Cryptolocker", unable to accept that people would rather reformat their computers than pay out, update the virus to provide a second chance offer   ( tomsguide.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Brian Krebs, local television, RSA, Windows PCs, Dropbox, Creative Suite, anti-virus  
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5644 clicks; posted to Geek » on 05 Nov 2013 at 10:51 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-05 03:35:38 PM  
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Ha ha noob, you are powned by troll. I have encrypt all your file. Leave 1000 GP at below coordinates and I give you key.
2013-11-05 01:42:48 PM  
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JonZoidberg: If anyone knows a fully automated system to take PDFs and multipage TIFFs and turn them into perfectly OCR'd and formatted Word Documents (or open office) he'd be a happy clam.

I so happen to have created such a program and would be more than happy to send it to you.  Just give me your email address and when I get around to sending you the program just click the link "notavirus.exe"
2013-11-05 12:35:03 PM  
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I still don't know how people get this crap on their computers in the first place. I've never had a virus or any kind of malware on any of my computers and I honestly don't know where people even find it. Does it come from popups or ads? I've had them blocked for years so it beats me where it comes from and how gullible and naive do you have to be to even install something like this? It just baffles me.
2013-11-05 11:32:56 AM  
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bdub77: Pro tip: Always back up your important stuff. And stop going to weird porn sites.

Define 'weird'.
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