Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Lando Lincoln: Yeah, sorry, we forgot to tell you guys that we changed the history books. We'll be emailing out a flyer later today. We traded Kennedy for Lincoln.I've got three Whigs, two Know-Nothings, and a Bull Moose to trade for some Federalists.
Pants full of macaroni!!: No, no, no. You're only supposed to call a Republican a democrat if they've done something illegal.
Arkanaut: Small-"d" democrat, maybe...
Lando Lincoln: Yeah, sorry, we forgot to tell you guys that we changed the history books. We'll be emailing out a flyer later today. We traded Kennedy for Lincoln.
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