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2013-11-04 07:22:39 AM  
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I hear he also once went to 7-eleven.  I think we need an official statement and apology from 7-eleven corporate.  And what brand of of coffee did he prefer?  Damn journalists seriously dropping the ball om getting the real story.
2013-11-04 07:05:38 AM  
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doglover: Ciancia is facing charges of murder of a federal officer and committing violence at an international airport. The charges could qualify him for the death penalty.

Could? .

Qualify? I always associated that word with positive statements, like "You qualified for the race", or "You have qualified the exam" or "You've qualified for a $20,000 credit card" or "You have qualified for a seat upgrade to First Class"

At least, that's what I came in here to say, until, oh lawdy dawgluvvah's gun an bee all flipmo onnus, cryin awl 'striiing tht nubian up by his toes and slit hims eyeballs till he dun bleeds to death, y'all. mumble mumble waste ah mah ocksy-gen tawkin to yew sitty slikuurs. frak me, whars mah spittoon gawn, gorranr kid mumble mumble.
2013-11-04 03:49:49 AM  
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doglover: Gyrfalcon: CA

Ah, the problem arises.

What problem? The death penalty shouldn't exist at ALL (as it's nothing more than state-sponsored revenge), but if it does exist, it should be EXTREMELY difficult and rare.
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