bearded clamorer: [www.ryanlukejohns.com image 434x600]
edmo: I know about Rule 34. Is there some rule that covers people who introduce politics into every possible situation?
Satanic_Hamster: How farked in the head do you have to be to think this is a good idea.
dahmers love zombie: egg decorations on their brick facade
Friction8r: Meh. Every child born should treasure the birth of another child.
phrawgh: Must be some of the Jesus Ween folks.Yes, Virginia, Jesus Ween is real. Behold: http://jesusween.com/
Prof. Frink: bearded clamorer:Instead of a regular display-rack in the store, were they all strung on a coat-hanger?
phrawgh: Must be some of the Jesus Ween folks.
phlegmmo: FTA: I AM NOT A CLUMP OF CELLS, I AM A HUMAN BEING...that only looks like a clump of cells
dahmers love zombie: Perhaps the family desired toilet paper accoutrements in all their trees, and egg decorations on their brick facade. I, personally, would have filed a report with the Department of Child Welfare the next day, indicating that a house was distributing sexually explicit material. Then I'd tell the ACLU and the police that the house was attempting to convince children to assist in the violation of multiple Constitutional amendments, as well as a number of Supreme Court decisions.Oh, and if they were in a neighborhod that had an HOA...well, let's just say that'd be a fun, fun meeting.
One Bad Apple: I want to see some gummy fetuses
Tenatra: Eh I was pissed off at a guy in my area handing out little comic books on the opening day at the parade for the MO State Fair.The ones he would give adults were about not being good and how god would be viewing the recorded bad events from your life when you go meet him in death. Not a big deal. The children on the other hand were given a different comic book, and whenever he gave one to a child he would say I think you will like this story... I looked at one given to my step children. Long story short - The comic book covers a story about some 9yr old girl becoming sick and she is going to die very soon. You will only be safe if you believe in God. Those that don't believe are bad and go to Hell. I believe! yadda yadda yadda Thank you God for making me happy and taking my pain away. Her parents watch as she dies and she is happy as can be.
Gordon Bennett: edmo: I know about Rule 34. Is there some rule that covers people who introduce politics into every possible situation?I keep this in my photobucket for just such an occasion.[i734.photobucket.com image 550x635]Along those lines, how could anyone think that this was even remotely acceptable? I was given dog's abuse in another thread for suggesting that people who don't want to hand out sweets could buy bulk toys as an alternative. Americans, it would appear, take their trick or treating very seriously.
If you like these links, you'll love
The next best thing to UltraFark
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2018 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Apr 24 2018 13:18:45
Runtime: 0.414 sec (413 ms)