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		Interested in watching a video of Maine's Zumba prostitute? You had better hurry up, her lawyer is having them all removed from the internet ( bangordailynews.com)		99
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Sczi

2013-11-02 12:25:01 PM

some_beer_drinker: http://www.zombo.com/

/?????

I've been watching this for 4 hours. Is it going to start or what??

ReverendJynxed

2013-11-02 12:28:52 PM

Loser, idiot, wimp, degenerate,
SLUT!

/dunno why but this came to mind
//hot

Marcus Aurelius

2013-11-02 12:29:26 PM

Kennebunk Zumba prostitute

I've spent a lot of time in Kennebunk, and those are three words I never would have put together in my wildest dreams.

casual disregard

2013-11-02 12:29:40 PM

cman: RyogaM: cman: poison_amy: cman: You have to take the good with the bad with technology

Yeah, it does really farking suck, and until something is created to combat this problem, we are all SOL.

Something has already been created to combat the problem . It's called "don't post videos online that you don't want the world to see". Also "don't make videos of yourself doing illegal stuff". Also "don't do illegal stuff".

I believe that everyone has a right to leave society, just like everyone should have a right to leave the internet

One of these days, your real name is going to be discovered and associated with your Fark name, and you will have to spend the rest of your life trying to explain to people why you decided to name yourself after ejaculate. Good luck with that.

Because user names on Fark when I signed up didn't allow special characters. It is supposed to be C=Man ((After the Commodore computer) but I have been known to change it up and use C:\Man)

Way to farking ruin my day, jackass. I always assumed your name was, in fact, Cman.

Thanks, Obama!

cman

2013-11-02 12:30:58 PM

casual disregard: cman: RyogaM: cman: poison_amy: cman: You have to take the good with the bad with technology

Yeah, it does really farking suck, and until something is created to combat this problem, we are all SOL.

Something has already been created to combat the problem . It's called "don't post videos online that you don't want the world to see". Also "don't make videos of yourself doing illegal stuff". Also "don't do illegal stuff".

I believe that everyone has a right to leave society, just like everyone should have a right to leave the internet

One of these days, your real name is going to be discovered and associated with your Fark name, and you will have to spend the rest of your life trying to explain to people why you decided to name yourself after ejaculate. Good luck with that.

Because user names on Fark when I signed up didn't allow special characters. It is supposed to be C=Man ((After the Commodore computer) but I have been known to change it up and use C:\Man)

Way to farking ruin my day, jackass. I always assumed your name was, in fact, Cman.

Thanks, Obama!

Its actually an untrue story

It still makes for a good telling

No, in all seriousness, it was a contraction for "computer man", and its pronunciation being close to "semen" took the cake

Marcus Aurelius

2013-11-02 12:33:54 PM

You guys are all slipping.

Marcus Aurelius

2013-11-02 12:35:12 PM

dbrunker

2013-11-02 12:36:54 PM

Please enjoy your complementary Streisand Effect.

Somacandra

2013-11-02 12:42:56 PM

cman: She released pornographic videos of people who knew they were being filmed

The articles says those were secret recordings, implying that the clients did not know at the time. They were distributed--remotely to someone who watched them. That was their purpose. So yes, as said before, she was distributing pornographic images of other people without their permission, and now she's all upset because people are distributing pornographic images of her without her permission. Fark her. Don't give a shiat. She has no reasonable biatch about this.

Diocletian's Last Cabbage

2013-11-02 12:43:13 PM

cman: You have to take the good with the bad with technology

Yeah, it does really farking suck, and until something is created to combat this problem, we are all SOL.

Assuming the problem you're referring to is the posting of embarrassing images online with no way to remove them: Possibly create an online, self-replicating virus that contains data about your image (face, body dimensions, clothing, background, etc) in all common formats (jpg, bmp, gif, etc). The virus is then launched, going across the net looking for image files that match the parameters in the virus. Once located, the virus either blocks portions of the image, deletes the image, or reports the IP address to a designated server for follow-up action.

/just thinking out loud

tokinGLX

2013-11-02 12:44:09 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo9Df0thFy0
sfw, youre welcome.

ReverendJynxed

2013-11-02 12:54:19 PM

Marcus Aurelius: You guys are all slipping.
[media.heavy.com image 640x800]

TP stuck to you ass is not a sexy look.

ReverendJynxed

2013-11-02 01:00:28 PM

ReverendJynxed: Marcus Aurelius: You guys are all slipping.
[media.heavy.com image 640x800]

TP stuck to you ass is not a sexy look.

Ugh, your.

Need coffee.

IamAwake

2013-11-02 01:02:35 PM

cman: Because user names on Fark when I signed up didn't allow special characters. It is supposed to be C=Man ((After the Commodore computer) but I have been known to change it up and use C:\Man)

Err...I think naming yourself after ejaculate may have been a little less dorky. Just sayin.

JesusJuice

2013-11-02 01:13:39 PM

Odd how the news articles I read about her never seem to mention the dog she farked. Gag order?

Fade2black

2013-11-02 01:52:42 PM

My wife goes to Zumba twice a week, and it's working. But she offered me a chance to go and see what they do, I declined.

I told her based on what the instructor looks like, all I'd do is ogle every single tight pair of shorts in there and an hour later she'd be angry at me. She hasn't asked me back since.

orbister

2013-11-02 01:54:29 PM

cman: She never distributed those videos

FTFA: so that Thomaston-based business partner Mark Strong could watch remotely.

She released pornographic videos of people who knew they were being filmed

FTFA: she secretly captured encounters with clients on video

CasperImproved

2013-11-02 02:04:59 PM

mister aj: What a slut. I hope this woman is never able to work again and is run out of town. Trashy biatch whore skank. How DARE she have sex, how DARE she. Only dirty women have sex.

Yours sincerely,
A small town Republican

How do you kiss your sweetheart with a mouth like that??

/Better you should put your mouth to better use.

CasperImproved

2013-11-02 02:07:00 PM

Marcus Aurelius: You guys are all slipping.
[media.heavy.com image 640x800]

Thanks-you for your post.... I forgot to mention earlier that I thought she was actually pretty cute. I would have taken her home and talked to her first (not a joke).

cgremlin

2013-11-02 02:14:55 PM

LaChanz: Imagine how empty the web would be if everyone could remove what they wanted. There would be 4 web sites dedicated to cats.

"Click now to learn one weird trick to removing what you want from the Internet!!"

Greek

2013-11-02 02:35:13 PM

FrancoFile: cman: poison_amy: cman: You have to take the good with the bad with technology

Yeah, it does really farking suck, and until something is created to combat this problem, we are all SOL.

Something has already been created to combat the problem . It's called "don't post videos online that you don't want the world to see". Also "don't make videos of yourself doing illegal stuff". Also "don't do illegal stuff".

I believe that everyone has a right to leave society, just like everyone should have a right to leave the internet

If I interacted with you, face-to-face, in society, how exactly would you 'leave' that? I still have a memory of it.

THAT'S THE JOKE.JPG

edmo

2013-11-02 02:37:23 PM

cman: She never distributed those videos

She released pornographic videos of people who knew they were being filmed

You sound like a lawyer.

PanicMan

2013-11-02 02:38:23 PM

tokinGLX: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo9Df0thFy0
sfw, youre welcome.

I see what you mean.

cman

2013-11-02 02:41:46 PM

orbister: cman: She never distributed those videos

FTFA: so that Thomaston-based business partner Mark Strong could watch remotely.

She released pornographic videos of people who knew they were being filmed

FTFA: she secretly captured encounters with clients on video

No

You aren't getting it

These were different videos

She moonlighted as a porn actress for real porn

Thats the videos they are talking about

She owns the rights because she produced them and had release consents from everyone involved.

CasperImproved

2013-11-02 02:56:48 PM

cman: orbister: cman: She never distributed those videos

FTFA: so that Thomaston-based business partner Mark Strong could watch remotely.

She released pornographic videos of people who knew they were being filmed

FTFA: she secretly captured encounters with clients on video

No

You aren't getting it

These were different videos

She moonlighted as a porn actress for real porn

Thats the videos they are talking about

She owns the rights because she produced them and had release consents from everyone involved.

Honestly?

I haven't seen them. Are those videos any good?

cman

2013-11-02 02:58:14 PM

CasperImproved: cman: orbister: cman: She never distributed those videos

FTFA: so that Thomaston-based business partner Mark Strong could watch remotely.

She released pornographic videos of people who knew they were being filmed

FTFA: she secretly captured encounters with clients on video

No

You aren't getting it

These were different videos

She moonlighted as a porn actress for real porn

Thats the videos they are talking about

She owns the rights because she produced them and had release consents from everyone involved.

Honestly?

I haven't seen them. Are those videos any good?

They are very professionally produced. Hight quality ones, too.

I don't think she is that hot, though

cman

2013-11-02 03:01:01 PM

cman: CasperImproved: cman: orbister: cman: She never distributed those videos

FTFA: so that Thomaston-based business partner Mark Strong could watch remotely.

She released pornographic videos of people who knew they were being filmed

FTFA: she secretly captured encounters with clients on video

No

You aren't getting it

These were different videos

She moonlighted as a porn actress for real porn

Thats the videos they are talking about

She owns the rights because she produced them and had release consents from everyone involved.

Honestly?

I haven't seen them. Are those videos any good?

They are very professionally produced. Hight quality ones, too.

I don't think she is that hot, though

To elaborate, this is one of those videos they are talking about. WARNING very not safe for work

Clint_Torres

2013-11-02 03:26:28 PM

RottNDude: From "Bangor Daily" news, no less...

Bangor? I hardly know her!

orbister

2013-11-02 03:46:42 PM

cman: These were different videos

She moonlighted as a porn actress for real porn

Thats the videos they are talking about

She owns the rights because she produced them and had release consents from everyone involved.

Erm, so what? The point is that she has form for distributing pornographic films without the participants consent, so she is hardly in a position to take the moral high ground when pornographic films of her are distributed without her consent. It really doesn't matter if there are two different sets of films involved.

FuzedBox

2013-11-02 04:03:50 PM

log_jammin: LaChanz: Imagine how empty the web would be if everyone could remove what they wanted. There would be 4 web sites dedicated to cats.

and a recipe site.

Is that a reference to the old waffles.fm fauxpage? It was awesome; a piracy site that appeared to be nothing more than a wiki full of waffle recipes. Too bad they took that part out.

FuzedBox

2013-11-02 04:14:20 PM

cman: cman: CasperImproved: cman: orbister: cman: She never distributed those videos

FTFA: so that Thomaston-based business partner Mark Strong could watch remotely.

She released pornographic videos of people who knew they were being filmed

FTFA: she secretly captured encounters with clients on video

No

You aren't getting it

These were different videos

She moonlighted as a porn actress for real porn

Thats the videos they are talking about

She owns the rights because she produced them and had release consents from everyone involved.

Honestly?

I haven't seen them. Are those videos any good?

They are very professionally produced. Hight quality ones, too.

I don't think she is that hot, though

To elaborate, this is one of those videos they are talking about. WARNING very not safe for work

What boring camera angles.

jpo2269

2013-11-02 04:17:26 PM

Oh, Zumba Prostitute, I completely misread that one... I thought it was

cman

2013-11-02 04:20:57 PM

orbister: cman: These were different videos

She moonlighted as a porn actress for real porn

Thats the videos they are talking about

She owns the rights because she produced them and had release consents from everyone involved.

Erm, so what? The point is that she has form for distributing pornographic films without the participants consent, so she is hardly in a position to take the moral high ground when pornographic films of her are distributed without her consent. It really doesn't matter if there are two different sets of films involved.

No

You are not getting it

Those videos that were taped without permission were not distributed

The only videos that were distributed were the ones that everyone consented. The professional ones.

She did not distribute the ones with the Johns

She did not distribute the ones with the Johns

Its a matter of copyright. Websites are making money without her permission

Thats what this is all about

Jesus

wambu

2013-11-02 04:38:26 PM

das: [bdnpull.bangorpublishing.netdna-cdn.com image 600x399]

This photo????

She could use a chemical peel for the acne scars. That is, if anybody ever looks at her face.

SDRR

2013-11-02 04:53:04 PM

phrawgh: Wanna get serious about cracking down on prostitution? You can start here:
[blog.oceanconservancy.org image 780x346]
There's 535 of them.

But it's a victemless crime!

wambu

2013-11-02 05:06:59 PM

Is that her in the bestiality videos? (Did not want to look.)

mod3072

2013-11-02 05:54:17 PM

DarkVader: Trelane: Came here for the link; disappointed so far. Come on Farkers!

/too lazy to search

http://gawker.com/5952261/the-collected-nsfw-videos-of-alexis-wright -t he-maine-zumba-madam

There. NSFW.

That's the most boring video featuring a naked woman that I've ever seen. Not that I've ever seen any other videos featuring naked women. I don't do that sort of thing.

uglyonef

2013-11-02 06:21:52 PM

oldernell: some_beer_drinker: /?????

The second page is awesome ;-)

Yup.

infie

2013-11-02 06:30:07 PM

mod3072:

That's the most boring video featuring a naked woman that I've ever seen. Not that I've ever seen any other videos featuring naked women. I don't do that sort of thing.

Ohhh there's one out of there of her with what looks like a great dane of some sort. Don't search it, it's not good.

CasperImproved

2013-11-02 07:32:39 PM

Is it so hard to just think of her as a pretty woman?

CasperImproved

2013-11-02 07:38:28 PM

Honest Injun... I did not watch your linked video.

I didn't view it as I wish to maintain my morality of liking the woman in question.

But I would honestly also like you to know I am appreciative of your posting.

Silly_Sot

2013-11-02 08:48:04 PM

cman: You have to take the good with the bad with technology

Yeah, it does really farking suck, and until something is created to combat this problem, we are all SOL.

It's called a "total surveillance police state". Welcome to North Korea. Sounds like your kind of place.

orbister

2013-11-02 09:32:10 PM

cman: You are not getting it

Those videos that were taped without permission were not distributed

Which bit of "so that Thomaston-based business partner Mark Strong could watch remotely" suggests to you that she was keeping those videos strictly to herself?

Ima4nic8or

2013-11-02 09:59:30 PM

I'd like to tame her strange.

cman

2013-11-02 10:25:57 PM

orbister: cman: You are not getting it

Those videos that were taped without permission were not distributed

Which bit of "so that Thomaston-based business partner Mark Strong could watch remotely" suggests to you that she was keeping those videos strictly to herself?

Look

This is an excellent article on the background of it

Do you see anywhere in the article where it says she released the images of her Johns? No
Do you see in the article the place where it says she was a porn star and videos of her porn career are online? Yes

You can't be this farking dense.

cman

2013-11-02 10:26:40 PM

cman: orbister: cman: You are not getting it

Those videos that were taped without permission were not distributed

Which bit of "so that Thomaston-based business partner Mark Strong could watch remotely" suggests to you that she was keeping those videos strictly to herself?

Look

This is an excellent article on the background of it

Do you see anywhere in the article where it says she released the images of her Johns? No
Do you see in the article the place where it says she was a porn star and videos of her porn career are online? Yes

You can't be this farking dense.

Whoops, my bad. Here is the link

northgrave

2013-11-03 10:44:02 AM

dbrunker: Please enjoy your complementary Streisand Effect.
[img.fark.net image 500x363]

Feel free to add - larger copy here.

mudpants

2013-11-03 10:59:37 AM

Thanks. That was what most of us came for. Some of us more than once.

shiattynick

2013-11-03 03:27:30 PM

She's hot, she swallows, she drinks pee, she does anal, she continues her business after you've done yours. What's not to like about this girl?

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