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(Foodbeast)   Research shows that not only is Bacon a versatile, tasty treat, but it can keep you from having unwanted children. BEHOLD, THE POWER OF BACON   ( foodbeast.com) divider line
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2013-11-02 09:45:20 AM  
Bacon stops the products of makin' bacon?

Truly we live in recursive times.

/we do.
//we really do.
2013-11-02 09:54:46 AM  
Well duh, turning into grease spewing acne ridden blob of goo by eating all that bacon is just slightly more powerful than birth control glasses in terms of that.
2013-11-02 10:03:50 AM  
Dear Subby,

When you capitalize "Bacon" like that, you're insinuating it's a proper noun, meaning someone's name or a product name or title. So the headline makes me think that Kevin Bacon (or Sir Francis Bacon) is a versatile, tasty treat that can keep one from having unwanted children.
2013-11-02 10:03:55 AM  
Bacon will make you so fat you cant find Tab P to fit into Slot V.
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