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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)   Not News: Family squats in home. OMFG: with the rotting body of its dead handicapped owner inside   ( news-journalonline.com) divider line
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2013-11-01 11:40:11 PM  
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You know , I am totally onboard with all the jokes. That's what we expect here, but for some reason this story really bothers me. Kids had to live in, and with, this horror of a situation. I just don't understand people anymore.
2013-11-01 10:23:33 PM  
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SpdrJay: I think someone left out the "free dead body sex" aspect of the situation....

It's less of a problem in Florida, the body doesn't get as cold...
2013-11-01 10:02:57 PM  
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The woman, whom identified as 33-year-old Tiffany Kain, had been dead almost a month

Pfft, amateurs. That Indian family had their dead relative in the house for almost eleven months.
2013-11-01 09:45:58 PM  
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sevente: Come on now subby, death is no longer the handicap it used to be.

"Once they figure a way to work a dead horse, we'll be next. Likely I'll be the first too. 'Edd,' they'll say, 'dying's no excuse for laying down no more, so get on up and take this spear, you've got first watch tonight.' Well, I shouldn't be so gloomy. Might be I'll die before they work it out." - Dolorous Edd
2013-11-01 09:14:31 PM  
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bugmn99: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: scottydoesntknow: To be fair, being dead probably eliminates the handicapped aspect.

I dunno, I think that's one hell of a handicap right there.

/anyone ever watch Tideland?

We prefer the term "Necro-capable".

"They're not dead. They're just metaphysically challenged." -- Tom Servo
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