NickelP: He is an idiot but she sounds like a real treasure too.
UberDave: I would never leave my wife and kid after one night with Kelly Brook./Giggity
Molavian: My wife said I can sleep with Kelly Brook if she can sleep with Robert Downey, Jr./I told her only if I could watch
Hack Patooey: /mmm...Sabine Schmitz
scottydoesntknow: I'm guessing it was the straw that broke the camel's back.
tricycleracer: This was just the final straw. You don't go from happy to GTFO in one sarcastic message board comment.
skinink: I would also leave his wife for a night with Kelly Brook.[hotbabe on Sailboat photo]
Jeng: "Pretty girls are pretty and all, but that is no guarantee that they know how to fark."
Hack Patooey: Doesnt everybody have a 'freebie agreement' with your SO regarding one famous person/celebrity?/mmm...Sabine Schmitz
MrHappyRotter: And this is why my significant other will never, never, ever know my Farkdentity. Years and years of shame and break-up worthy commentary. Plus, evidence that it was me who peed in the kitchen sink. And the answer to what really happened to those muffins.
spmkk: Jeng: "Pretty girls are pretty and all, but that is no guarantee that they know how to fark."Perhaps, but one of those things is much easier and cheaper to fix than the other.
Farkenhostile: "After he declared to the daily mail"Its the circle of bullshiat, even when they aren't auto greening every single thing on that garbage site around here they green articles here that DO link to them. The daily fail pretty much owns fark.com now, not literally but they do.
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