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(Fark)   First you get the money, then you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. When you get the women, then you get the Fark Quiz and that really messes up the equation   ( divider line
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2013-11-01 02:06:06 PM  
3 votes:
The equation isn't that messed up.  You see, women require time and money.
• Women = Time x Money
Everyone knows (Time = money)
• Women = Money x Money
Well Money is the root of all evil (Money = √evil)
• Women = (√evil)2 = |evil|

Women are absolute evil.  Math doesn't lie.
2013-11-01 12:12:24 PM  
1 vote:
shut this f*cker down before someone does better.
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