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(Deadspin)   High school teacher accused of passing out in class after shooting up heroin issues statement to press: "Roll Tide"   ( deadspin.com) divider line
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jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2013-11-01 12:17:49 AM  
Wow roll tide did you get a look at his last name roll tide? I mean roll tide his name is Chiappetta roll tide.
 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark]
2013-11-01 12:46:41 AM  
I can't stand teachers who can't handle their heroin.
 
brimed03
2013-11-01 01:20:34 AM  
Wow. I am shocked. SHOCKED... that this isn't in Baltimore.

/ thatguysonheroin.com
 
ThrillaManilla
2013-11-01 01:21:26 AM  
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A Fark Handle
2013-11-01 01:22:29 AM  
fark bama.  that is all.
 
Gayzilla
2013-11-01 01:24:04 AM  
This reminds me, has anyone seen the Obama Chiapet? I'm trying to get Christmas ideas.
 
Eric The Pilot
2013-11-01 01:32:17 AM  
The teacher in question

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kazikian
2013-11-01 01:33:14 AM  
Oh, he's an art teacher! Of course!

I sold percocets to my art teacher. He disappeared two weeks before the end of the semester to live in a commune in Copenhagen. Of course this was college, not high school. His TA was a flamboyant queer with a penchant for bears. I know this because of the posters of nude, hairy, large men that were hung around the studio. Pfft... Yale.
 
DarkSoulNoHope
2013-11-01 01:33:40 AM  
GO BAMA!

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zzrhardy
2013-11-01 01:39:39 AM  
Before you cast the first stone, consider having to put up with other peoples kids these days.
 
tuna fingers
2013-11-01 01:44:12 AM  
How common is that name Chiapetti. I've got a buddy with that name, went to high school together then worked in the same restaurant in our 20s.I'm gonna send him this.
 
tuna fingers
2013-11-01 01:45:10 AM  
Oh yeah, we always made the Chia Pet joke. ALWAYS.
 
maram500
2013-11-01 01:51:21 AM  

zzrhardy: Before you cast the first stone, consider having to put up with other peoples kids these days.


There are days I need three Vicodin and three Scotches just to get through the farking mall.

Goddamned emos, jocks, cheerleaders--and that's just the high school kids. I couldn't stand dealing with all kids, all day long.
 
UsikFark
2013-11-01 01:59:34 AM  

zzrhardy: Before you cast the first stone, consider having to put up with other peoples kids these days.


Then thank God that I'm as good as dead
Then thank your God that I'm not aware
And thank God that I just don't care
And I guess I just don't know
And I guess I just don't know.
 
Krymson Tyde
2013-11-01 06:18:18 AM  

A Fark Handle: fark bama.  that is all.


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Nick Nostril
2013-11-01 06:43:32 AM  
Surprised he wasn't a Gators fan.
 
jayhawk88 [TotalFark]
2013-11-01 07:06:30 AM  

brimed03: Wow. I am shocked. SHOCKED... that this isn't in Baltimore.

/ thatguysonheroin.com


I'm shocked that someone who pulls a "Roll Tide" when being interviewed for shooting heroin on the job could afford heroin in the first place? Isn't that why meth was created? Strung out teachers in Alabama?
 
jso2897 [TotalFark]
2013-11-01 07:17:51 AM  

jayhawk88: brimed03: Wow. I am shocked. SHOCKED... that this isn't in Baltimore.

/ thatguysonheroin.com

I'm shocked that someone who pulls a "Roll Tide" when being interviewed for shooting heroin on the job could afford heroin in the first place? Isn't that why meth was created? Strung out teachers in Alabama?


If what you crave is the heroin experience, meth reeeeeeally isn't too likely to do it for you.
Just saying, is all.
 
scruffynerfherder
2013-11-01 07:20:50 AM  
War eagle motherfarkers!
 
Lou Brown
2013-11-01 07:25:33 AM  
You all don't even know he was a virgin until 28?  And now- roll tide!
 
Krymson Tyde
2013-11-01 07:29:23 AM  

Lou Brown: You all don't even know he was a virgin until 28?  And now- roll tide!


I'm glad someone else thought of that commercial.
 
veedeevadeevoodee
2013-11-01 07:35:28 AM  
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fatalvenom
2013-11-01 07:43:24 AM  
veedeevadeevoodee:

Fat-roll ride
 
fluffy2097
2013-11-01 07:51:58 AM  
I'd need heroin too if I was going to deal with a bunch of rifle wielding children who don't yet have a fully developed brain or control of their emotions.

/If we could just go back to smacking their knuckles with the flat side of a wooden ruler...
 
varmitydog
2013-11-01 08:22:09 AM  
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Chiapetti in college

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His momma.
 
maxx2112
2013-11-01 08:22:36 AM  

jayhawk88: brimed03: Wow. I am shocked. SHOCKED... that this isn't in Baltimore.

/ thatguysonheroin.com

I'm shocked that someone who pulls a "Roll Tide" when being interviewed for shooting heroin on the job could afford heroin in the first place? Isn't that why meth was created? Strung out teachers in Alabama?



Or Pennsylvania
 
Braggi
2013-11-01 08:50:51 AM  
Who among us Has'nt passed out at work while on heroin?   Yesterday at work was heroin Thursdays.
 
boyvoyeur
2013-11-01 09:31:29 AM  
veedeevadeevoodee - I thought the protective order stated you need to stay 250 away from me and my family. Keep this in mind next time you want to take pictures of my family reunion, cameraboy.
 
Kangaroo_Ralph
2013-11-01 09:44:44 AM  
Well, in his defense, it is what you say when there is nothing else to say.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvyknw4VClE

You already know the commercial.
 
Not_The_Target_Market
2013-11-01 10:20:32 AM  
Thanks, Bama....
 
lack of warmth
2013-11-01 10:42:32 AM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Well, in his defense, it is what you say when there is nothing else to say.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvyknw4VClE

You already know the commercial.


Also, media outside AL don't know how to pick up on the tone and emotion being expressed in those two little words.  Roll tide, roll tide and roll tide are three examples of what I mean.  You can't guess, but one was for expressing excitement, one was for a greeting to meeting a UofA fan and one was 'sorry for beating your dog to death for killing my rabbit'.  Last one roll tide, meaning 'the wife is PMSing and my weekend is screwed'.
 
veedeevadeevoodee
2013-11-01 12:23:25 PM  

boyvoyeur: veedeevadeevoodee - I thought the protective order stated you need to stay 250 away from me and my family. Keep this in mind next time you want to take pictures of my family reunion, cameraboy.


Kanye ... is that you ? :-)
 
OnlyM3
2013-11-01 12:23:50 PM  
Teachers union to defend this idiot in 3...2...
 
mafiageek1980
2013-11-01 01:42:22 PM  
fark 'Bama/Nick Satan!

GEAUX TIGERS!
 
Tyrone Biggums
2013-11-01 04:48:09 PM  
Why is everybody hating on the guy?  He's just showing his school pride.
 
AdamK [BareFark]
2013-11-01 05:52:12 PM  
roll tide is the new yolo
 
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