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(Denver Channel)   The way your dog wags his tail might reveal more about him than you know. Just in time for Cursday   ( thedenverchannel.com) divider line
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2013-10-31 05:12:28 PM  
3 votes:
My black lab wags his tail based on what's sitting on our coffee table. Either way his tail is designed to clear everything off the coffee table no matter which direction he's traveling.
2013-10-31 06:51:31 PM  
2 votes:

abhorrent1: I thought this was old news. I swear I heard this somewhere years ago.

Human years or dog years?
2013-10-31 04:25:58 PM  
2 votes:
All I know is my beagle is about the kick the shiat out of the terrier if he doesn't leave her alone and stops trying to roll her. It will turn into howlmegeddon.
2013-10-31 08:53:45 PM  
1 vote:
I grew up in a valley so steep that the dog had to wag his tail straight up and down.
2013-10-31 07:18:39 PM  
1 vote:

WhiskeySticks: What if it's moving up and down and red at the end?

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2013-10-31 06:51:43 PM  
1 vote:
I have an Old English Sheepdog with a bobbed tail. He wags his whole ass.
2013-10-31 05:24:54 PM  
1 vote:
My dog has, like, one vertebra's worth of tail. He still tries to wag it, but you can only see it move under extraordinary circumstances when he's VERY happy, like when he gets a visit from the one other dog in the world he likes, or when I've been gone for a few days.

If I've just been gone for a few hours, he'll make a big fuss over me at the door--jumping up, licking my face, etc.--but the tail-stump doesn't get involved.

Long story short, my dog fakes it.

/it's okay, though
//I tell him he's the best dog in the world, too, but he's really just okay.
2013-10-31 04:36:04 PM  
1 vote:
I have a Pembroke Corgi. MY DOG IS UNREADABLE!
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