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(New York Daily News)   Eight students were hospitalized after which hazardous material was released in their school? A) benzene, B) carbon monoxide, or C) Axe body spray   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Medgar Evers College Preparatory School, college preparatory school, Medgar Evers College  
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2013-10-31 12:21:39 PM  
5 votes:
"That smells bad. I feel sick because I can't handle disruptions to my daily routine and my parents encourage my hypochondria"
2013-10-31 12:15:21 PM  
2 votes:
The article is shait, what exactly happened?  Did someone puncture the can and toss it into a classroom like you would with a smoke bomb or a flash bang?
2013-10-31 11:52:14 AM  
2 votes:
I'd consider that Hazmat.
2013-10-31 02:26:33 PM  
1 vote:
No, but seriously, we're raising an entire generation to learn that deodorant makes you smell worse.  This will result in the offices of the future being populated with a combination of BO loaded assholes and axe wearing douchebags.

//ban axe before society falls apart.
2013-10-31 02:18:13 PM  
1 vote:
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"Dispatch, this is Rammstein. We're returning to station. Turns out it wasn't benzene after all."
2013-10-31 02:10:59 PM  
1 vote:

sigdiamond2000: All you beta males laugh, but AXE has done more for children with their "Don't Be A Scrote, Broseph" campaign than any of your weak-ass topical junk sprays combined. They've even developed a new scent for b*tches that cuts down on cutter stank.

Cooter stank?

To be honest, if her cooter needs Axe to cover the stank, i'd stay the hell away and she should see a doctor.
2013-10-31 01:56:02 PM  
1 vote:

Tr0mBoNe: "That smells bad. I feel sick because I can't handle disruptions to my daily routine and my parents encourage my hypochondria"

This. People confuse "I don't like this" with "this is causing a medical problem for me, and by logical extension, everyone else."
2013-10-31 01:53:53 PM  
1 vote:

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\\love that joker
2013-10-31 01:51:43 PM  
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2013-10-31 01:29:33 PM  
1 vote:
Say what you will about CO, at least it doesn't farking smell like Axe.
2013-10-31 12:30:36 PM  
1 vote:
Thing about AXE is its like a gun. It needs to be treated with respect. My guess is someone without proper training tried to make it taintworthy by turning it 'zontal and spraying up. If you're gonna go gooch, you gotta at least lie on your back, and preferably employ stirrups. Great thing is while your down there you can totally blast your abs with some killer isos.
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