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(Politico)   The GOP has another gay issue to deal with: what shirt would go best with chaps?   ( politico.com) divider line
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2013-10-31 12:49:11 PM  
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Greetings, Farkers. I am the Richard C Stanford from the year 2025, after the ghay marriage has destroyed society. It was worse then we imagined. The homo agenda had placed double gaygents in the Republican Party to say stupid crap and get caught in vice stings, discrediting the family values people. Then ghay marriage was legalized! And we were forced to ghay marry turtles! And high school ghay-streight alliances were secretly military plots! Us remaining straights live in the sewers, hiding from the ghay death convoys! I've been sent back through time and space to stop the ghay! But I'm being followed by the ghays super powered robot, the Termaghaytor!
2013-10-31 05:40:08 PM  
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Peter von Nostrand: Regular chaps or assless chaps?

I've been pondering about that too.  I think there are too many assless chaps these days, and I'm sure it's the primary reason that many male friends I know are having problems finding pants that fit.  This silly trend with "skinny jeans" only serves those who have nothing to sit on, and the rest of ample America is left to ask just who speaks for the regular chaps??  Assless indeed!  I must be too old, because I see these kids running around with their sagging jeans and wonder what keeps them from falling into the toilet when they sit down.
2013-10-31 11:48:40 AM  
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Peter von Nostrand: Regular chaps or assless chaps?

Um....  "regular" chaps are assless chaps. Otherwise they'd just be pants
2013-10-31 11:42:58 AM  
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Lost Thought 00: concerns that the bill ... is too expansive and doesn't do enough to protect religious institutions.

Religious institutions have a whole Constitutional Amendment protecting them. What more do they need?

The ash tray.  ...and this paddle game.  The ash tray and the paddle game.  That's all they need.  ...And this remote control.
2013-10-31 09:16:36 AM  
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"I believe that if we're to be a majority party, that we have to be a growing party, rather than a narrowing party," said former Sen. Norm Coleman (R-Minn.).

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