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(AZ Family)   Today's Fark-ready headline: "Severed finger points Glendale police to theft suspect"   ( divider line
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1199 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Oct 2013 at 9:03 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-31 09:06:51 AM  
Of course dumb ass posted it on Facebook all like, "Uh Duh Hey You Guys You won't Beli8leve Uhh DERP whant Happened DURRRR when i was strealin sum kopper wires Hurrrrr....and then stoopid Cops will never ketch me@@ HAHAH LOL!!! "
or something like that.
2013-10-31 09:11:05 AM  
Caught him red handed.
2013-10-31 09:18:12 AM  
2013-10-31 09:22:08 AM  
Fantastic, subby. This is maybe just the second actually Fark-ready headline I've seen. Usually it's just a headline about something crazy. This one is the real deal. You get 10 blowjobs (cash equivalent 50 dollars, nonredeemable).
2013-10-31 09:22:46 AM  
Clever Headline is clever
2013-10-31 09:29:02 AM  
Did they give him the finger?
2013-10-31 11:44:26 AM  
The very best is when so idiot tries to steal high tension cable, under tension when they cut it.

"Where's the dead guy?"

"Over there.  And over there.  And some bits are over there.  I think a dog got some."
2013-10-31 07:06:43 PM  
That's the spirit, Thing, lend a hand.
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