Aquapope: I just checked the Tonight Show website and it says the guest is Mark Cuban. Ted is Cuban, so I could see the mistake.Ah hell, I can't craft that into a good joke, but you see where I'm going, so gimme a pity chuckle.
apoptotic: borg: ActionJoe: Leno should just say "fark it, I'm ready to be done with this show" and just completely destroy Cruz. Start with the nice questions and chit chat and then just completely rip into him for hurting the country, being a selfish prick, and a sleezy person overall who deserves all the hate in the world. I hope the entire crowd boos him too. Every time there is a pause or he finishes speaking, I want to hear boos.Not going to happen, Leno leans to the right & NBC will edit out any boosLeno describes himself as a fiscal conservative/social liberal who likes and respects Obama and described Rick Perry as "too narrow minded", so I doubt he's got a soft spot for Cruz. He may chide Cruz for costing the economy $24B, or ask him if his wife working for GS and him wanting to burn it all down ever makes for an awkward home life, but then they'll agree to disagree, settle on "both sides are bad" and talk about cars.
Brick-House: I love Ted Cruz threads. Libtard heads exploding everywhere. Such fun and going on with Leno... he's been number 1 in the ratings mostly for his take on BOB lately.
sdd2000: Fart_Machine: I'd love to see him on the Daily Show but that's never gonna happen.Colbert would even be better
Mr. Coffee Nerves: "Have you seen this? Have you heard about this, people? Apparently this Ted Cruz guy shut down the government then protested against the government shutdown. The last time there was a Cruz this unsuccessful it was aboard the Carnival Triumph. Yep. You took a cruise on that ship, didn't you Rickey Minor? Now, we give Ted Cruz a lot of flak, but...did you see this? Did you know this? Ted Cruz is apparently a Canadian, but his father was a Cuban. Apparently he's the only guy in the Senate cafeteria who puts maple syrup on a cigar. True story, people."
namegoeshere: Oh, just shut up, Ted Cruz, you cock.
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Ok so Cruz is not tonight. I wasted soooo much time listening to Leno.
Fart_Machine: I'd love to see him on the Daily Show but that's never gonna happen.
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