Genju: CygnusDarius: CygnusDarius: Well, to be fair, even the Greek Heroes were dicks. I mean, just look at the son of Oedipus and his six companions.Fixed that for me.History's biggest motherfarker.
CygnusDarius: CygnusDarius: Well, to be fair, even the Greek Heroes were dicks. I mean, just look at the son of Oedipus and his six companions.Fixed that for me.
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Ares was the biggest asshole god. Murderer, rapist, philanderer and father of mass-murderers Deimos and Phobos, even the Greeks didn't like his ass. He was the god of war, and not in a good way. He was insatiable in battle, and a psycho in peace-time. Zeus, his father didn't even like him. He was a bad god and should feel bad.
Arkanaut: Is anyone a bigger ass than Odin?Yeah. Isis.
omnibus_necanda_sunt: Don't forget all the stories with semen in them./Ask Athens how their city was founded. I dare you.//Cripple rape and wool semen, is the answer.
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