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(Action A Go-Go)   Historically, vampires aren't supposed to be sexy. They were...um...oh. Wait. Yeah. Never mind   ( actionagogo.com) divider line
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2013-10-29 01:27:46 PM  
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/Just getting the thread started
 
2013-10-29 02:06:05 PM  
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/Just getting the thread started


...and I'm done.
 
2013-10-29 02:06:59 PM  

scottydoesntknow: [chockblock.files.wordpress.com image 450x373]

/Just getting the thread started


Oh yeah, what about her...uh.....her.......
I can't even properly Studman her. She is just plain sexy.
 
2013-10-29 02:09:37 PM  
In other news, Christopher Lee got a LOT of very fine action over his career.
 
2013-10-29 02:09:56 PM  
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2013-10-29 02:12:08 PM  
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2013-10-29 02:16:59 PM  

DubyaHater: scottydoesntknow: [chockblock.files.wordpress.com image 450x373]

/Just getting the thread started

Oh yeah, what about her...uh.....her.......
I can't even properly Studman her. She is just plain sexy.


Too clothed...
 
2013-10-29 02:18:31 PM  
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2013-10-29 02:20:44 PM  
Wow, the link's source has some epic cleavage and boobage from vintage horror films, and is very NSFW:

http://horrorunlimited.blogspot.com/2012/04/hammer-lovers.html (NSF W!)
 
2013-10-29 02:23:06 PM  
Gotta go figure out time travel so I can try and get with Jenny Hanley. Brb yesteryear
 
2013-10-29 02:26:42 PM  

MrSteve007: Wow, the link's source has some epic cleavage and boobage from vintage horror films, and is very NSFW:

http://horrorunlimited.blogspot.com/2012/04/hammer-lovers.html (NSF W!)


Madeleine and Mary Collinson
TWINS OF EVIL (1971)

fantastic tittays!
 
2013-10-29 02:27:49 PM  
I'll be back later after I've rehydrated.
 
2013-10-29 02:31:46 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I'll be back later after I've rehydrated.


Would be nice to convert that site into my Netflix watch-list
 
2013-10-29 02:32:30 PM  

MrSteve007: Wow, the link's source has some epic cleavage and boobage from vintage horror films, and is very NSFW:

http://horrorunlimited.blogspot.com/2012/04/hammer-lovers.html (NSF W!)


Holy God...Caron Gardner is ridiculous. What do the Brits put in their water??
 
2013-10-29 02:34:09 PM  
Nobody seems to remember Innocent Blood.
 
2013-10-29 02:34:48 PM  
well, way back in the day, vampires (upir) were somewhat incorporeal and drained the clouds of water.
 
2013-10-29 02:36:28 PM  
Yeah, until the penny dreadfuls made them into tantalizing sex demons, they weren't.

I'm not complaining though.
 
2013-10-29 02:38:09 PM  
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2013-10-29 02:41:29 PM  
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2013-10-29 02:47:33 PM  
Caroline Munro.....


Good Lord, she is spectacular......


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You might also remember her from the Adam Ant video "Goody Two Shoes" as the hot librarian.


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//Now, if you'll excuse me for a moment..............
 
2013-10-29 02:48:12 PM  
Historically, vampires aren't "supposed" to be anything. THEY AREN'T REAL.
 
2013-10-29 02:51:10 PM  
Sexy vampires, you say?

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2013-10-29 02:51:19 PM  
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-10-29 02:54:29 PM  
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2013-10-29 03:01:32 PM  
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2013-10-29 03:01:48 PM  
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2013-10-29 03:02:01 PM  

MrSteve007: Wow, the link's source has some epic cleavage and boobage from vintage horror films, and is very NSFW:

http://horrorunlimited.blogspot.com/2012/04/hammer-lovers.html (NSF W!)


Just a bookmark.
 
2013-10-29 03:02:54 PM  
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2013-10-29 03:03:08 PM  
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2013-10-29 03:04:31 PM  
Well that got my blood gushing
 
2013-10-29 03:09:42 PM  
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I don't have anything to say, I just want you all to take another couple minutes staring at this picture like I did.
 
2013-10-29 03:12:36 PM  
Lesson number 1: what is a bookmark?
 
2013-10-29 03:15:25 PM  
Sexy - sometimes.  Sparkly?

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/not just a bookmark
/image is hot
 
2013-10-29 03:15:51 PM  
I, umm, er.

Why are my ears now numb and my pants so tight?  Mommy?  I don't understand!
 
2013-10-29 03:18:13 PM  
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2013-10-29 03:19:38 PM  
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They weren't supposed to be saxy either but then Dudemanbro and The Lost Boy Seven picked up their bronzed reed-axes and blew that theory all to hell.
 
2013-10-29 03:20:11 PM  
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2013-10-29 03:23:37 PM  
No queen of the damned?

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2013-10-29 03:28:45 PM  
Vamps have always been sexy. Vampires, while based on earlier myths, are really a modern creation, and the earliest vampire stories(The Vampyre, Varney, Carmilla, Dracula) all featured attractive anti-heroes. While some of the older stories vampires are inspired by are pretty gruesome(A handful of South-Eastern European pnes, particularly the Greek), just as many were as seductively dangerous as the modern versions.
 
2013-10-29 03:31:11 PM  

jayhawk88: I don't have anything to say, I just want you all to take another couple minutes staring at this picture like I did.


Yeah... I tried that... the shirt never moves
 
2013-10-29 03:31:46 PM  

MrSteve007: Wow, the link's source has some epic cleavage and boobage from vintage horror films, and is very NSFW:

http://horrorunlimited.blogspot.com/2012/04/hammer-lovers.html (NSF W!)


After looking at those pics, it makes me wonder just how much ass Christopher Lee got.
 
2013-10-29 03:34:46 PM  
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2013-10-29 03:55:20 PM  

scottydoesntknow: /Just getting the thread started


I can't stand those movies. She has to be the stupidest centuries old character I have seen in a movie. Yes, yes, I know she is attractive. But I need more than that in a story. If I want to look at attractive people I have the internet.
 
2013-10-29 03:56:15 PM  
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2013-10-29 03:58:12 PM  
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2013-10-29 04:08:14 PM  
How about...

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2013-10-29 04:09:21 PM  
Not a bookmark.
 
2013-10-29 04:19:34 PM  

MrSteve007: Wow, the link's source has some epic cleavage and boobage from vintage horror films, and is very NSFW:

http://horrorunlimited.blogspot.com/2012/04/hammer-lovers.html (NSF W!)


Hammer had lots of boobies in the early 70's (Vampire Lovers, Countess Dracula and Twins of Evil). Also don't forget Amicus and Tigon. They showed some nice stuff too. Stephanie Beacham had a nice rack back then.

NSFW
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9fewoQhJ2uE/T6yyUStKRJI/AAAAAAAABG0/ezAAaA nx tPA/s1600/Stephanie+Beacham.jpg

Also the new Hammer flicks are good. "Let Me In" with Chloe Grace Moretz , "The Woman in Black" with that Harry Potter dude, "The Resident" with that horse faced chick and "Wake Wood".
 
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