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(Yahoo)   20 things you may not know about cows. List fails to mention that if a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about   ( shine.yahoo.com) divider line
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2013-10-26 09:47:18 AM  
Cows can have regional accents.

Those Jersey cows are really annoying.
2013-10-26 11:02:02 AM  
Cows are ungulates.
2013-10-26 11:29:10 AM  
No, they wouldn't. They're herbivores.

I read a story of odd people laying down in a field of cows because they enjoy the experience of being surrounded by curious and gentle 2000 lb beasts gathering around them and snuffling them...
2013-10-26 12:54:20 PM  
In April of 2010, over 100 cows in Woodsboro, MD died from spontaneous combustion.
2013-10-26 05:24:57 PM  
I must be a bumpkin. I knew them all but the Missy thing, which is a trivia fact, not a "thing to know about cows".

Your blog sucks like milking machine.
2013-10-26 06:38:48 PM  
Cows shy away from a light pat - if you're going to make contact with a cow, do it firmly.

/learned that from Temple Grandin
2013-10-27 07:32:03 AM  
21) If you hit a calf between the eyes with a softball sized rock it will stare blankly at you and then resume eating.
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