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2013-10-26 07:39:27 AM  
4 votes:
Ooompa Loompa Dupity Dat
What kind of farking wasteland is that?

What do you get when your house is a pit?
People online make fun of your s**t
Piles of trash heaped high on your bed.
Easily say you're in over your head

You can live with mazes of crap
But that's not hot, so wouldn't fap.
2013-10-26 06:12:05 AM  
2 votes:
Big horde

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2013-10-26 12:59:26 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-10-26 12:01:23 PM  
1 vote:

Mr. Shabooboo: In a hole lived a Hobbit.Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means  a hoard.

Was his name Dildo Bugger?
2013-10-26 11:03:29 AM  
1 vote:
A nice cleansing fire would do the trick.  Best part of my day is working in people like these' homes.  Try and find the phone/ethernet/cable jack sometime and watch the self-righteousness spread across their faces when you tell them to clean it out and call back in.  Although they usually just say "sorry about the mess, we're still moving in or we're in the middle of a remodel."  I want my TLC show called "Working for Pigs" or "Why you Suck" it can be a day in the life of a communications tech...
2013-10-26 09:40:01 AM  
1 vote:

Munchkin City Coroner: abhorrent1: Is it weird that I want to have sex with a midget?

Ahem...we prefer to be called munchkins.

OK.  Is it weird that I want to have sex with a munchkin ?
2013-10-26 09:08:13 AM  
1 vote:
One of my friends is a hoarder.
Now, whenever I go to his place, I'll have to be on the lookout for skanky midgets lurking about.
2013-10-26 08:56:00 AM  
1 vote:
Dwarf Hoarder is my new band name.
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