Mr. Shabooboo: In a hole lived a Hobbit.Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means a hoard.
Munchkin City Coroner: abhorrent1: Is it weird that I want to have sex with a midget?Ahem...we prefer to be called munchkins.
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