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(MSN)   Are you ready for the Tennessee whiskey war?   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Jack Daniels, Tenn, Brown-Forman, Morningstar, Inc., StockScouter  
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8335 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Oct 2013 at 3:00 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-26 03:48:47 AM  
2 votes:

cptjeff: Jack is real Bourbon.

No it is not. It's from Tennessee. Are you trying to get kicked off of Fark? :)
2013-10-26 03:15:10 AM  
2 votes:
Our dog was named Whiskey when we adopted him. My wife and son didn't care for that so they started calling him Scruffy. Since he is a mixed breed terrier and was once named Whiskey, I tell people that he is a Jack Daniel's Terrier.

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Mister Aloysius Scruffalupagus

/big name, little dog
2013-10-25 10:47:02 PM  
2 votes:
Why does there have to be a war. They can both coexist, and wage war on the true enemy.

My liver.
2013-10-26 04:49:05 PM  
1 vote:

give me doughnuts: The real Holy Hand-Grenade:

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Fark yes! That stuff is delicious.
2013-10-26 11:43:12 AM  
1 vote:
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I'm so confused. Please sue so I'm not cornfused.
2013-10-26 05:09:09 AM  
1 vote:

Lachwen: Benevolent Misanthrope: I can honestly say that, while that are somewhat similar, I would certainly never confuse the two.


Unless, of course, they're expecting the consumers in question to be illiterate, in which case they  may have a point.


I think even the illiterate can tell the difference between transparent and opaque, and considering the region of the country we're talking about, I'm sure they can identify the word "white" no matter how illiterate they are.
2013-10-26 03:31:45 AM  
1 vote:
This is about as stupid as when Harley Davidson tried to trademark the "sound".
2013-10-26 03:20:56 AM  
1 vote:
I don't wanna Tickle, Just wanna drink my George Dickle

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2013-10-26 02:02:15 AM  
1 vote:
In other news, I'm drinking Johnny Walker right now so whatever :)
2013-10-26 01:55:44 AM  
1 vote:
Because Jack is the only whiskey in a square bottle with a black label. Fark you Brown & Co. or Seagrams or whomever makes that crap now. Think I'll go get some Evan Williams just to piss you off. It is real bourbon after all, unlike Jack.
2013-10-26 01:17:16 AM  
1 vote:
Go right ahead and wage war, I'll be over here drinking Kentucky bourbon.
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