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(Right Wing Watch)   Pat Robertson advises mother to heal her son by "rebuking the spirit of deafness." Still no rebuke for the spirit of cancerness   ( rightwingwatch.org) divider line
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2013-10-24 07:30:54 PM  
18 votes:
C'mon Pat. Everyone knows the spirit of deafness can't hear you.
2013-10-24 06:30:54 PM  
6 votes:
If there was a god, he or she would rebuke the spirit of Pat Robertson. And then buke on it all over again.
2013-10-24 08:50:40 PM  
4 votes:
Rebuking evil spirits is something only evil clerics do.  Good aligned clerics turn or destroy undead.  If Pat's going around rebuking spirits, it doesn't speak well for his position on the alignment grid.
2013-10-24 08:04:49 PM  
4 votes:

gilgigamesh: With the shiat he claims to believe, Pat Robertson makes a half naked prancing witch doctor shaking a skull on a stick seem like an erudite Northeastern intellectual.

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2013-10-24 07:44:48 PM  
4 votes:

MayoSlather: If there was a god, he or she would rebuke the spirit of Pat Robertson. And then buke on it all over again.

2013-10-24 06:53:32 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-10-24 08:44:15 PM  
3 votes:

Raoul Eaton: I've rebuked the spirit of stupidity, but Pat Robertson is still around saying stupid things.  I'm not too convinced this "rebuking" thing really works.

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2013-10-24 07:33:55 PM  
3 votes:
Wrong religion, lady. Whatcha got there is whadaya call some bad thetans. For just a thousand bucks or so, Scientology will cure that boy right up.
2013-10-25 01:33:09 AM  
2 votes:
He's just telling her not to be deafeatist.
2013-10-25 12:46:57 AM  
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2013-10-24 08:15:09 PM  
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2013-10-24 07:48:24 PM  
2 votes:
I've rebuked the spirit of stupidity, but Pat Robertson is still around saying stupid things.  I'm not too convinced this "rebuking" thing really works.
2013-10-24 07:35:41 PM  
2 votes:
I was going to comment, but somebody rebuked my spirit of giving-a-shiat-what-lunatics-say.
2013-10-24 06:48:43 PM  
2 votes:
I call him Shmat Robertson because I have a speech impediment.

I shmebuke thee.
2013-10-24 06:31:20 PM  
2 votes:
Dear God, please take Pat in the night. He's one of your guys. He talks about you all the time.

Please, let his prayers come true and whisk him away to his home in heaven, AWAY from us on Earth?

In your name I pray, rAmen.
2013-10-25 02:14:09 AM  
1 vote:

megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: WE'RE ABOUT TO GAY!

/no snark, actually quite confident and excited

Very cool, good to hear.

Baby steps. Not with actual babies.

...but why?

/Off to Amazon to find baby shaped slippers.

Because their intestines make my toes feel weird. And gay. Weird and gay. Weirday.

Weregay? Is that where you turn gay when there's a full moon?
2013-10-25 12:12:10 AM  
1 vote:

tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: Oh, yes, especially after I checked out that 55-gal. drum of lube.

I'm almost afraid to ask how you find these things. Afraid, but more excited.

Um, would you believe me if I said a friend told me about it?
/Oh, yea check out the comments on it. The earlier ones were best. Trust me ; )


And I always trust you, but the safe word is "Stop you crazy biatch!"
2013-10-24 10:01:15 PM  
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2013-10-24 07:58:06 PM  
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To be fair, rebuking the spirit of deafness is probably among the least stupid things Pat Robertson has said.
2013-10-24 07:51:34 PM  
1 vote:
Look, people have been praying to be healed from ailments for a lot longer than there have been "science" and "hospitals." I bet more people have been healed through prayer in the hundreds of thousands of years they have been doing it, versus those healed in the couple hundred years modern medical care has going for it!

I think that speaks for itself.

If science was so great, why didn't God give it to us a long time ago?

And, of course, I mean to Christians, not to those other religions.
2013-10-24 07:44:10 PM  
1 vote:
Rebuke this, motherfarker.

*grabs spirit of the crotchness*
2013-10-24 07:41:21 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-10-24 07:39:09 PM  
1 vote:

MrHappyRotter: I used to be deaf, dumb, blind and stupid.  I prayed and prayed and now I'm no longer deaf and blind.

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Yeah, but can you still play pinball?
2013-10-24 07:37:32 PM  
1 vote:
Try signing at the spirit. It probably can't hear you.

/Pat should be in a home somewhere
2013-10-24 07:35:38 PM  
1 vote:
Man, what a crummy spirit job. There are so many cooler spirit vocations, and that poor shmuck got deafness. What do you even do? Just go around making people unable to hear? What a sh*tty gig.
2013-10-24 06:43:24 PM  
1 vote:
Why in hell aren't people like this in lockup on a thorazine drip?
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