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(Talking Points Memo)   Herman Cain discusses the women who derailed his Presidential campaign with allegations of sexual harrassment. He claims the devil made them do it. Adds: "I'm coming, Elizabeth"   ( talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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2013-10-24 02:54:57 PM  
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Now serving as an associate pastor at a Baptist church in Atlanta, Cain speculated to the publication that the Devil may have masterminded the allegations.
"It made me realize that there was a bigger force than right,"

Huh.  It's not often you'll hear a Baptist minister say that the Devil is a bigger force than God.
2013-10-24 02:50:17 PM  
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Herman Cain can go DIAF just for what he did to Godfather's Pizzas (I was able to eat at Godfather's when the first one opened, and they used to actually be damn delicious before Herman messed with the recipe). His vile politics only reinforced what I thought of him.
2013-10-24 02:47:57 PM  
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Brought to you by the party of Personal Responsibility
2013-10-24 02:01:17 PM  
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I went to find a rant by a crazy person about 9-9-9 being evil because of 6-6-6 and I stumbled into this honeypot of awesome:

The key to understanding the true nature of life is the number 666. This is the number the illuminati lives by, because it is the sacred number of life and the key to manipulation of this third dimension.

This number conceals the true meaning of as above so below because 666 mirrors 999. Here is the secret, every thing you hear or see has to be turned 180 degrees in order to have a full overstanding to get a clear picture.

I use the word overstanding because this is their position while we stand under or understand these constructs.Their power is in telling us that they see 6 when we know we see 9. In other words they are constantly changing our perception in the mirror.

Whenever we stand in the mirror we see our image and everything behind us is also reflecting in the mirror. The illuminati is the voice telling us whats in the mirror This causes us to focus on the voice instead of the intention behind the voice, in other words the full 9. 18+18=360 degrees. This is the meaning of not letting the left hand know what the right hand is doing when all along their path
is a left hand path.This also means that we are constantly merging with their intent. 

Another great example is the word mirror.The letter r is the 18 letter of the alphabet,so the two rs in mirror are screaming the as above so below concept of reflections of 360 degrees of perception 11 11(snake eyes in paradise).

There is so much more, but I don't think you'd overstand it.

tl;dr: 999 Plan=SATAN
2013-10-24 01:41:33 PM  
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Hail Satan!

Remember, Cain was the frontrunner before those allegations. Who knows, he could have beaten Romney and maybe even Obama!

So I say we owe the Dark Father for saving us all from Herman Cain.
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