Idiot Stick Bearer: Shoot I once saved ten whales in my perot while herding buffalos from the nile river why I deployed into the amazon to save some rainforest babes...beat that!
iron_city_ap: It has been fairly widely known for a while that he (the actor) based the character on his life.
Sock Ruh Tease: One of the things we dealt with were quite a lot of epileptic kids,I don't always call kids "things", but when I do, they have epilepsy. Stay thirsty twitchy, my friends.
Killer Cars: Idiot Stick Bearer: Shoot I once saved ten whales in my perot while herding buffalos from the nile river why I deployed into the amazon to save some rainforest babes...beat that!I once left one of my dress shirts hanging on a rain gutter on the side of my house for an entire month. I only know it was there for a month because the neighbor that pointed it out to me said "hey, is that one of your shirts? It's been there for a month".I have no goddamn clue how or why I hung a dress shirt way up on a farking rain gutter, but I did, and then subsequently walked right by it several times not realizing it was there. Beat that.
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