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(The State)   Norway considering taking in orphaned Syrian chemical weapons, giving them a nice home by the fire   ( thestate.com) divider line
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The Stealth Hippopotamus
2013-10-23 10:31:45 AM  
I'm ok with this. When was the last time anyone had to worry about Norway?
 
UberDave [TotalFark]
2013-10-23 11:20:45 AM  
Well, they do have a serious troll problem.  The chemical weapons may help with that.
 
dittybopper [recently expired TotalFark]
2013-10-23 11:38:06 AM  

UberDave: Well, they do have a serious troll problem.  The chemical weapons may help with that.


Norsk vennligst.
 
kbronsito
2013-10-23 12:05:01 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm ok with this. When was the last time anyone had to worry about Norway?


What if their plan was to lay low for a few centuries until they had the capability to bring forth Ragnarok?
 
Kuta
2013-10-23 12:29:16 PM  
Isn't it good?
 
nucular bum
2013-10-23 12:38:20 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm ok with this. When was the last time anyone had to worry about Norway?


They do have their share of Black Metallers, whose wet dream would be to unleash these weapons upon an otherwise-unsuspecting populace, preferably while they worship in church. That, and Anders Breivik only has 20 more years to go in his prison sentence.
 
uber humper
2013-10-23 12:38:58 PM  
N-o-r-w-a-y.?  That's a funny way to spell Al Qaeda
 
AbiNormal
2013-10-23 12:44:03 PM  
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Crunch61
2013-10-23 12:44:28 PM  

Kuta: Isn't it good?


Bad for Møøse
 
Gothnet
2013-10-23 12:47:13 PM  
Instead they're going to a nice farm, where they get to chase rabbits every day.
 
MalyKvetos
2013-10-23 12:47:14 PM  
Norway just brought an 'Easy Button' to the table.this might short circuit the war games operating system :)
 
uncleacid [TotalFark]
2013-10-23 12:52:56 PM  
Have it Norway.
 
filter
2013-10-23 12:54:49 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm ok with this. When was the last time anyone had to worry about Norway?


Um, I actually live in Stavanger. I sort of care.


There hasn't been much of a risk analysis on this. Then again, I thought it was already a done deal.
 
Best Princess Celestia
2013-10-23 02:02:07 PM  
Is there any danger of crosscontamination?

....noooope
 
Slaves2Darkness
2013-10-23 02:12:24 PM  

kbronsito: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm ok with this. When was the last time anyone had to worry about Norway?

What if their plan was to lay low for a few centuries until they had the capability to bring forth Ragnarok?


Ragnarok all ready happened, Odin, Thor, Loki, etc... are all dead. Adam and Eve repopulated the world and the only surviving God was the Christian God.
 
Double-oh Steven
2013-10-23 02:42:05 PM  
I once had a bomb, or should I say, it once had me... 
It's stored in a room, isn't it good, norwegian wood? 

They asked for my sarin and told me I had to disarm, 
Who knew that chemical weapons could cause so much harm? 

I called my friend Vlad, biding my time, hearing them whine 
We talked until two and then I said, "At least I'm not" 

I told him I didn't want to end up just like the Baath 
He told me he'd take deal with Obama, and started to laugh.

And when I awoke, I was alone, this bomb had flown 
So I lit a fire, isn't it good, norwegian wood.
 
ReverendJynxed
2013-10-23 03:21:06 PM  

AbiNormal: [stoneyroads.com image 648x518]


Great now Drew is gonna be sued.
 
ReverendJynxed
2013-10-23 03:23:24 PM  

kbronsito: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm ok with this. When was the last time anyone had to worry about Norway?

What if their plan was to lay low for a few centuries until they had the capability to bring forth Ragnarok?


Ragnarok comes not at the whim of man... hang on Fenrir needs to go out and tinkle.
 
WTFDYW [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-10-23 03:26:19 PM  
But, But I thought they said they had no chemical weapons. Surely they weren't lying.
 
ReverendJynxed
2013-10-23 03:34:49 PM  

WTFDYW: But, But I thought they said they had no chemical weapons. Surely they weren't lying.


Note the ones mixed and armed. The ones Norway won't touch.
 
Maul555
2013-10-23 04:53:32 PM  
this is all part of Norways diabolical plan to acquire chemical weapons....
 
Larva Lump
2013-10-23 07:25:45 PM  
Maul555

this is all part of Norways diabolical plan to acquire chemical weapons....

They already have experience in that field.
 
AbiNormal
2013-10-23 09:13:17 PM  

Larva Lump: Maul555

this is all part of Norways diabolical plan to acquire chemical weapons....

They already have experience in that field.


There isn't a weapon in the world that compares to lutefisk except maybe the flatulence you get after eating that stuff.
 
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