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(The Daily Beast)   If you're going to do a popular costume this Halloween, you must pull it off better than than the next person with the same idea. Here's how   ( divider line
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2013-10-22 08:07:59 AM  
A remarkably stupid article.
2013-10-22 08:22:08 AM  
None of those looked in any way interesting. I'm going as Grumpy Cat.
2013-10-22 08:22:13 AM  
That was an awful " article". Can't believe someone got paid to write it.
2013-10-22 08:37:11 AM  
My folks used to do some great homemade team costumes. I think my favorite was a twin pack of Twinkies. Complete with cellophane wrapping.
2013-10-22 08:38:44 AM  
Craptastic article.  Literally the first thing off Google looks WAY better:

Head in Jar:
2013-10-22 08:40:41 AM  
With boobs?
2013-10-22 08:47:30 AM  
That was abysmal.
2013-10-22 09:11:26 AM  
Look, it's all about lingerie.

You don't go as a fairy, you go as a sexy fairy.

You don't go as a zombie, you go as a sexy zombie

You don't go as Margaret Thatcher.  You go get the idea.
2013-10-22 09:26:17 AM  
[Stupid] tag has the day off?

This article isn't even funny in an ironic sense.
2013-10-22 09:58:48 AM  

phenn: None of those looked in any way interesting. I'm going as Grumpy Cat.

2013-10-22 10:12:19 AM  
I'm going out dressed up as an alcoholic ...
2013-10-22 11:41:58 AM  
Well, they're not wrong about doing a better version of the same costume than everybody else. How many Jokers did you see a few years back that were nothing more than some crappy face paint, maybe with a bit of putty and/or hair dye? So yeah, if you know that there's going to be one super-popular costume this year, no point doing it unless you can do it better than everybody else.

Unfortunately, all of these ideas are terrible and they should all be immediately forgotten forever. And the ideas they had to make the "must have" costume better were all terrible, except maybe for a group Walter White costume. That could work. Everything else? Crap.

This, however:
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2013-10-22 11:53:18 AM  
I have already crocheted my teddy bear teddy.

My Miley costume is going to rock.

//I am not going to shave my back
///she didn't
2013-10-22 01:04:51 PM  
Since all of those ideas are sad and unimaginative... no thanks.
2013-10-22 01:06:34 PM  
I'm going as Kuribo's (Goomba's) Shoe because I'm 9 months pregnant and my SO and I are video game nerds. Our nickname for the baby isn't peanut or bubs or little one. Nope, it's the Super Mario Land equivalent to a goomba.
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