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(Dayton Daily News)   Don't go looking for vibrators in this Muslim-friendly sex shop   ( daytondailynews.com) divider line
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2013-10-21 08:24:57 PM  

E5bie: Somacandra: Took a look.(PNSFW). Seems cool, except that whole "bella donna /spanish fly" stuff. I hope that doesn't have anything I think it does in it. Didn't see any vibrators, but I don't know of any hadith/fiqh that specifically prohibit that sort of thing--but I'm not an expert in that area.  I'm sure some more conservative communities are specifically tight-assed about it. Good thing humans don't have fingers that could be used for insertion in various orifices.

I was a little confused by the "one time use stretching ring ornament" (a frilly cock ring?) until GIS revealed it's a vibrating cock ring. So they don't sell vibrators, unless they're "decoration" for the man. Okey dokey Loki, whatever works. "Oooh baby wear the ornament. I love it's uh, lacy feminine girl appeal." LOL

Eh, that makes sense.  For conservative Christians and Muslims, yeah, sex is supposed to be for procreation but that doesn't mean it can't be fun at the same time.  That would be cool because it increases the enjoyment of sex when, in tern, increases procreation.
2013-10-21 09:19:57 PM  
Makes sense to me. You buy toys because you don't wanna get porked for real, right?
2013-10-21 09:52:20 PM  
Here is what is forbidden:
- Sex before marriage
- Sex with someone other than your spouse
- Anal Sex
- Menstrual Sex
- Homosexuality
- Sex while Fasting in the Holy Month of Ramadan
- Sex while on the Holy Pilgrimage to the city of Makkah, Saudi Arabia.

Allah forbids you to do those things. He apparently must look the other way when it comes to dildos, and other sorts of devices people have sex with. So long as you stick to the above rules, Allah don't mind. Just toss him a wink and a nod at the next service, no problem.

Wow, Mohammed really was a farking small, pathetic man, wasn't he?  I guess that's why he married a nine year old.

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2013-10-21 10:21:26 PM  
And don't forget to include a nice Muslim-friendly chick flick to get the mood right:
2013-10-21 10:23:45 PM  
And don't forget a nice Muslim-friendly chick flick to set the mood:

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2013-10-21 10:52:16 PM  
Wow, no wonder these guys are always pissed off, they have more backward sex rules than, I honestly don't know...

I think I have it figured out though, when they sin it's mindblowingly taboo for them, THAT"S what gets them off! The more sex rules there are the more they can break! The dirtier you make it the more fun it is!

Only they went through the looking glass and got all fanatical and beheady with their brand of purple drank!
2013-10-21 11:36:25 PM  
Wow, what a coincidence, "Muslim-friendly sex shop" is the name of my Animotion cover band.
2013-10-22 02:25:12 AM  
As far as sexual acts go, Islam forbids anal sex.  Anything else performed between a husband and wife is perfectly fine.  I actually have NO idea where this entire 'no vibrator' thing is coming from.  A consensually married couple is free to do whatever the hell they want.  I don't really know what the big deal is, or what is so backwards about that.  Isn't sodomy forbidden in every Abrahamic religion?
2013-10-22 09:25:39 AM  

rkiller1: Fifty Shade of Burka.

Actually chuckled out loud...funny
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