The Stealth Hippopotamus: Muslim-friendly sex shopMuslim-friendly sex shopMuslim-friendly sex shopnope. No matter how many times you say it, it doesn't sound right.
brap: It does if you read it while in a conga-line rhythm in a Ricky Ricardo voice.
brap: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Muslim-friendly sex shopMuslim-friendly sex shopMuslim-friendly sex shopnope. No matter how many times you say it, it doesn't sound right.It does if you read it while in a conga-line rhythm in a Ricky Ricardo voice.Muslim friendly SEX shop!Muslim friendly SEX shop!1-2-3-4 SEX shop!2-2-3-4 SEX shop!C'mon everyone on the Lido Deck join in!Muslim friendly SEX shop!....
Somacandra: Took a look.(PNSFW). Seems cool, except that whole "bella donna /spanish fly" stuff. I hope that doesn't have anything I think it does in it. Didn't see any vibrators, but I don't know of any hadith/fiqh that specifically prohibit that sort of thing--but I'm not an expert in that area. I'm sure some more conservative communities are specifically tight-assed about it. Good thing humans don't have fingers that could be used for insertion in various orifices.
lectos: I am guessing that it is like a normal sex shop but without all the porking?
farkingismybusiness: Muslims?[s3.jspenguin.org image 400x235]Vibrators?
unyon: I'm having a tough time figuring out what halal sex might be. I'm pretty sure it means that the hooker needs to be conscious before you kill her and dispose of the body, though./that's incredibly tasteless and I'm going to someone's hell somewhere
Somacandra: lectos: I am guessing that it is like a normal sex shop but without all the porking?[i.imgur.com image 850x637]
poonesfarm: Do they carry the "Pound Me Prophet" Muhammad dildo?
special20: Here is what is forbidden:- Sex before marriage- Sex with someone other than your spouse- Anal Sex- Menstrual Sex- Homosexuality- Sex while Fasting in the Holy Month of Ramadan- Sex while on the Holy Pilgrimage to the city of Makkah, Saudi Arabia.Allah forbids you to do those things. He apparently must look the other way when it comes to dildos, and other sorts of devices people have sex with. So long as you stick to the above rules, Allah don't mind. Just toss him a wink and a nod at the next service, no problem.
uncleacid: They are neck massagers.
special20: Sex while Fasting in the Holy Month of Ramadan
edmo: uncleacid: They are neck massagers.[img.fark.net image 500x612]
OscarTamerz: I'd expect some sort of stainless steel vaginal/anal protector sized for 8 year old brides so they don't die from internal hemorrhage on their wedding nights. Inshallah
WordyGrrl: poonesfarm: Do they carry the "Pound Me Prophet" Muhammad dildo?Divine Interventions has some similar items
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