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(Arizona Star)   "Clearly, this young man should have heeded the warnings of the home owner to leave his residence and to stop sleeping with his wife"   ( divider line
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14330 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Oct 2013 at 8:28 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-20 08:53:47 PM  
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Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Old man has Parkinson's. Should he have a gun?

as long as he has no mental deficiencies why not, the shaking just means he had to move from a pistol to a shotgun

/best bartender I know has parkinsons, keeps a shotgun under the bar
//makes a mean martini
2013-10-20 08:53:12 PM  
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Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Old man has Parkinson's. Should he have a gun?

Yes, that's what's important about this story.
2013-10-20 08:50:37 PM  
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Old man has Parkinson's. Should he have a gun?
2013-10-20 08:40:04 PM  
2 votes:
The man used his cane to poke Chapman to wake up him and tell him to leave.
Chapman began to yell profanities at the man and refused to leave

It takes a special brand of asshole to get mad at the man who owns the house you just farked his wife in, and a special kind of dumb to refuse to leave.

Oh, no, old dude. I'll just stay right here. Get out of my face!

2013-10-20 07:49:16 PM  
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Let's see here.  The husband is 68, the perp is 22.  The couple has main house and a guest house.

I'm guessing a very rich man, with a much younger and prettier wife who was bored out of her skull.  So yeah, he'll do it again, but next time they'll find an off site location.
2013-10-20 11:11:46 PM  
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violentsalvation: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: violentsalvation: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Old man has Parkinson's. Should he have a gun?


Cognitive disturbances can occur in the initial stages of the disease and sometimes prior to diagnosis, and increase in prevalence with duration of the disease.

So much for the "it's a mental health problem" diversion.

I didn't know you were the patient's neurologist, Dr. Ass.

Oh, that's right. We wait til AFTER he kills someone and THEN complain about the failure of mental health care in this country.
2013-10-20 09:40:23 PM  
1 vote:

AgentKGB: CSB:

I used to work with a guy who picked up women outside divorce court. I wish I was kidding. He'd hang around outside and give them some variant of "Hey let's go spend some of your ex's money! It'll really piss him off to see you with me!". It worked more often than you'd think. He slowed down after the death threats started but he stopped completely when his vehicle caught fire twice in a month and a half.

Hilarious and just too clever by half. Methinks you need new friends.
2013-10-20 09:02:23 PM  
1 vote:
Brings up an interesting question of whether you can be trespassing when the owners of a property are not in agreement.

Make it less dramatic: Your wife has an out-of-town relative come to visit. You tell the relative they have to leave. The wife tells the relative to stay. You call the police to have the relative removed. What happens?
2013-10-20 08:35:11 PM  
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If the couple were married then I'm not sure the young man was under any legal obligation to leave. He was there at the invitation of one of the owners.

Of course leaving would have been a good idea. There's no dispute quite like a domestic one.
2013-10-20 08:30:41 PM  
1 vote:
Never, ever at her place if she's married, that's just basic fundamentals.
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