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(Huffington Post)   Doritos Locos Taco smashes $1 billion sales barrier, prompting Taco Bell to hire 15,000 employees to assist in shoving Doritos Locos Tacos down America's throat   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2013-10-20 08:55:02 PM  
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Farnn: revrendjim: I know it's not cool to like Taco Bell. I know that their "beef" is only mostly beef. But I went to try these things to see what the fuss was all about, and I could eat those damn things all night long. If they had beer I would never leave.

I believe their beef isn't even mostly beef I think it's around 40% beef. Even knowing that, I'm really tempted to try the Doritos tacos.  Never stepped foot in a Taco Bell but I may just this once.  I'll have to look up a location because I don't even know where there is one in NYC.

You can look up the ingredients online, and the first one is indeed beef, so it is mostly beef. The next two are water and cellulose (purified sawdust), so they are padding the beef with a slurry of indigestible plant fiber, which might explain why some people report an urgent and spectacular bathroom incident after visiting Taco Bell.
2013-10-20 11:14:01 PM  
1 vote:

alienated: If they made them soft, I might try one.I am really not into hard shelled tacos.

They need to do it via the double decker taco.
2013-10-20 08:38:23 PM  
1 vote:
America! That crap is nasty. Knock it off!
2013-10-20 08:26:05 PM  
1 vote:
Why would they shove those delicious tacos down my throat when I'm more than willing to do it myself?  My God, they're good.
2013-10-20 07:39:39 PM  
1 vote:

Epicanis: Can't they just buy a pusher robot for that?

Shoving is the answer.

Do not listen to the pusher robot.
2013-10-20 06:03:17 PM  
1 vote:
Hey subby, if the Taco Bell people are coming to you and shoving food down your throat without your permission, I have one question. Who the fark you gotta blow to get that deal?
2013-10-20 05:07:50 PM  
1 vote:
I've never had to have one shoved down my throat, I eat them willingly.
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