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(CBS Minnesota)   Hey let's try the Oktoberfest diet, where it is nothing but beer and sausage for your diet   ( minnesota.cbslocal.com) divider line
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2013-10-20 01:53:58 PM  
5 votes:
I was on the Jim Beam and Taco Bell diet for about a year. Dropped 140lbs!

/her name was Heather
2013-10-20 02:01:40 PM  
2 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: Beerguy: When I was stationed in Germany back in the 80's, I was on the beer, coffee and aspirin diet for about 3 weeks.

I had recently become single and I need to get back down to my "single" weight.

It worked.

Well, at your age you'll be a corpse soon on that diet. I guess that's one way to lose weight.

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, is it?
2013-10-20 12:53:32 PM  
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2013-10-20 01:55:49 PM  
1 vote:
"He blew everything out of the water, the first year he did this, he lost fourteen pounds," said Dr. Terry Simpson, a weight loss specialist. "Most of it was body fat. His cholesterol went down by a third."

I'm absolutely shocked that a man cut his calories and lost about a pound a month for a year. It's unprecedented in human history.
2013-10-20 01:49:32 PM  
1 vote:
Wait, he lost fourteen pounds in a year and that's considered "blowing everything out of the water"? My dad lost 30 lbs in four months with the good old-fashioned "eat healthy and exercise" diet.

/kept it off for the last 10 years
//go Dad!
2013-10-20 01:41:39 PM  
1 vote:
Are you suggesting I shouldn't have been on this diet already?
2013-10-20 01:23:58 PM  
1 vote:
I call it the beer-shiatz diet.
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